Retha Jones - Push-Up Bra

  • Season 9 , Ep 906
  • 01/27/2006
  • Views: 7,028

Retha Jones gets a push-up bra. (1:19)

Y'ALL IN A GOOD MOOD? Y'ALL FEEL OKAY?

- [CHEERING] - YEAH, WELL GOOD FOR YOU.

I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT NOW. I GOT THIS PUSHUP BRA ON.

AND IT'S ABOUT TO CHOKE THE HELL OUTTA ME, Y'ALL.

I THOUGHT THE THINGWAS SUPPOSED TO PUSH UP.

IT'S PUSHING MY BREASTS IN, YOU KNOW. IT FEEL LIKE IT'S

PUSHING 'EM INTO ONE BIG TITTY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST.

I GOT THIS CYCLOPS TITTY SITTING HERE. THEY JUST-- MAN.

AND I AIN'T WEARING IT TO MAKE MY BREASTS LARGER, LADIES.

LET'S NOT GET CONFUSED.I'M JUST TRYING TO PICK

MY BREASTS UP OFF MY STOMACH 'CAUSE THEY'RE FALLING.

SOME OF YOU LADIESKNOW WHAT HAPPEN TO US.

WE GET A GRAVITY PULL,DON'T WE?

AS I GET OLDER, I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING FROM 34B TO 34 LONG.

- I MEAN... - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, Y'ALL. I NEED HIPS, TOO. I MEAN,

I ALWAYS HAD A BODY PROBLEM.I NEVER HAD HIPS.

LOOK. THEY SAY PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS. I--

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NEVER HAD HIPS. IT'S 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE KIDS.

EVERYBODY TELLS METHAT ONCE I HAVE A KID,I'LL GROW SOME HIPS.

THAT'S COOL. BUT WHATDO YOU DO WITH THE KID?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I MEAN, FOR REAL, FOR REAL.

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