Jeff Ross - Country Snooki

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Jeff Ross has never heard someone slur and stutter at the same time. (2:04)

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THESE BOOTS WERE MADEFOR ROASTING, MOTHER[bleep].

WOW, WHAT A SHITHOLE.

I WANT TO SEEIF PEOPLE FROM NASHVILLE

HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR,THAT'S MY GOAL.

I KNOW YOU HAVEA HIGH LIQUOR TOLERANCE.

WHAT'S THAT?

- I NEED ANOTHER COCKTAIL.- HOLY SHIT.

I NEVER HEARD ANYBODYSLUR AND STUTTER

AT THE SAME TIME.

WOW.

- YEAH![incoherent shouting]

- GET HER A REALITY SHOW.

LOOK AT THIS [bleep]COUNTRY SNOOKI OVER HERE.

WHAT'S UP?

YOU REALLY WANT TOCOME UP HERE ALREADY?

- YEAH.- [bleep] CLIMBING OVER SHIT.

- [slurring]BRING ME DOWN, BABY.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

- OH, MY GOD,I'M GONNA GET SOME PURELL.

WHAT DO YOU THINKI'M GONNA DO?

HELP.NO, NOT REALLY.

I GOT THIS.- BRING IT.

- I GOT THIS.- BRING IT.

- WHAT'S YOUR STORY, BABY?- I DON'T KNOW YET.

- OH, MY GOD, IS YOUR PINKIEIN MY ASS[bleep] RIGHT NOW?

- I'M SUPPOSED TO BE--I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME.

- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME?- YEAH.

- BUT THEY, UH,THEY REPOSSESSED IT?

- MAYBE.

MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- MY WALLET BACK,FOR STARTERS.

- YEAH.

[giggles]SHUT UP.

WHOO.

- LOOK AT YOU.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY PAID HOOKERSBY THE POUND AROUND HERE.

THAT'S [bleep] SWEET.

- OH!

- [gibberish singing]

- I'M NOT THAT FAT.- NO...

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