Football Practice

  • Season 2 , Ep 211
  • 03/21/2012
  • Views: 24,892

Twayne is pleased to learn of Randall's power and pinpoint accuracy as quarterback. New episodes of Ugly Americans start Wednesday March 14 at 10:30/9:30c. (1:23)

RED, 45, HUT HUT HIKE![whistle blows]

[strains]

- DAH!

I THINK I HAVE A CONCUSSION.

- [blows whistle]GREAT JOB, GUYS.

REMEMBER,EVERYBODY TOUCHES THE BALL,

OR NOBODY TOUCHES THE BALL,GOT IT?

- 1,000-TO-1 WAS GENEROUS.

I'M GONNA LOSEA MILLION DOLLARS.

- [whimpering]

[ball squeals]

- PYAH!

- WHOA.- WOW.

COULD'VE BEEN A LUCKY THROW.

- [whimpers]

- RANDALL, THIS ISA CLOSED PRACTICE.

YOU ARE GONNA HURT SOMEONEWITH YOUR POWER

AND PIN-POINT ACCURACY.

- HEY, RANDALL!DO IT AGAIN!

- [grunting]

[all chanting]RANDALL, RANDALL, RANDALL.

- LOOKS LIKEWE GOT OURSELVES A GAME.

- MY NAME IS MR. SKEFFINGTON,AND I'M SUPER EXCITED

TO BE YOUR TEACHER'SNEW SUPERIOR.

QUESTIONS?UH, YES, MARK, IS IT?

- YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO IT IS.

LOOK, I UNDERSTANDTHE WHOLE "RINGER ANGLE,"

BUT HOW DID YOU GETMY DREAM JOB?

- TWAYNE JUST GAVE IT TO ME.

HE DOESN'T CAREWHO SITS IN HERE.

- WHO'S THE BIRD?SHE'S MY TYPE.

- OH, THAT'S JUSTMY ASSISTANT, HEATHER.

SHE COMES WITH THE OFFICE.- [giggling]

- AND I DO MEAN COMES WITH.

- I DON'T GET IT.

- MARK, YOU REALLY NEED TO TEACHTHAT LECTURE ON WINKING.

- [growls]

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