Wheels Ontario - Roll with It

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/16/2013
  • Views: 43,162

Mikey tries to fit in and makes friends on his first day at a new school in Ontario. (3:19)

JUST THAT GRADE 9IS DIFFERENT FROM GRADE 8.

TUCK IN YOUR BLOUSE, EH?

- WE'RE NOT IN SASKATOONANYMORE, MUM.

PEOPLE IN TORONTODON'T TUCK IN THEIR BLOUSES.

THEY WANT TO DRESS WELL HERE,AND I WANT TO FIT IN, YOU KNOW?

- WELL, DON'T TRYTOO HARD.

I GOT PREGNANT WITH YOUWHEN I WAS IN GRADE 13.

PEER PRESSURE, EH?- MUM...

OUR NATIONAL HEALTH PLANPAYS FOR ABORTIONS,

BUT FIRST I GOT TO GETA GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY, YOU KNOW?

- HERE, TAKE THIS LOONIE,BUY YOURSELF A BAG OF MILK.

- ALL RIGHT, LOVE YOU, MUM.GOT TO BOUNCE.

- LOVE YOU, MIKEY.

- HERE WE GO.

[uplifting music]

[school bell ringing]

- REMEMBER, KIDS,TODAY IS VICTORIA DAY,

SO BE SURE TO DROP A LOONIEIN THE QUEEN'S JAR

FOR GOOD LUCK.

- [laughing]- [speaking French]

- HEY, WHAT THE...

- HEY, LEGS,THANKS FOR THE LOONIE.

- PARDON, I THINKYOU TOOK MY MILK MONEY.

AND MY NAME IS MIKEY.I'M NEW IN SCHOOL,

AND I--- SHUSH UP.

IF I CALL YOU LEGS,YOUR NAME IS LEGS, LEGS.

- [speaking French]

[both laughing]

- PARDON ME,BUT YOU'RE BEING VERY RUDE.

OUCH! MY CALF MUSCLE,YOU BASHED IT!

I HATE ONTARIO.

I WISH I WAS BACKIN SASKATOON.

- PARDON, DO YOUNEED A PULL?

- THANKS.

- THOSE GUYS ARE HOSERS.

NOT EVERYONE IN ONTARIO'SA BIG, DUMB JERK.

- [chuckling]- MY NAME'S FRANCESCA,

BUT, UH, EVERYONECALLS ME TUNES.

- OH, COOL,'CAUSE OF YOUR BOOM BOX?

- AY.- MY NAME'S MIKEY.

- OH.- YEAH, YOU LIKE MUSIC?

- MM-HMM.- OH, COOL.

- YEAH.[both chuckling]

I LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'TLET THE BULLIES GET TO YOU,

YOU GOT TO BEAT THEMAT THEIR OWN GAME.

- OH.

WHURLING, OKAY.

COOL.

WHURLING.[school bell ringing]

- CRAP, I'M LATEFOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY CLASS.

PEACE OUT.- PEACE OUT, TUNES.

WHURLING, EH?

HMM, SOUNDS COOL.

- AND THAT CONCLUDESOUR LESSON ON THE FOUNDER

OF CANADIAN ELECTRICITY,SIR BRIAN.

OH! OH! LOOK WHO DECIDEDTO COME IN TARDY.

YOU KNOW,DON'T THINK IT'S OKAY

TO JUST ROLL IN HEREAT 100 KILOMETERS PER HOUR

LIKE YOU'RE JOEL OTTOOF THE CALGARY FLAMES, OKAY?

[all chuckling]

NOW I'M SUREYOU'RE ALL OBSESSING

ABOUT WHO YOU'RE GONNA TAKETO THE POUTINE DANCE,

BUT I WANT YOUR FOCUS

AND I WANT YOUR CONCENTRATIONUP HERE NOW,

'CAUSE WE HAVEA SPECIAL GUEST, OKAY?

HIS NAMEIS INUIT ANDY.

HE GOES TO A SCHOOLJUST LIKE THIS,

EXCEPT IT'SIN A SNOW IGLOO.

HE'S HAD A VERY HARD LIFE,SO PLEASE GIVE HIM YOUR FOCUS.

- MY NAMEIS INUIT ANDY.

I COME FROM THE HARSH LANDSOF YELLOWKNIFE,

WHERE MY PEOPLE STILL LIVEIN ANCIENT WAYS--

- CONNOR, CONNOR!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,PRIME MINISTER STEPHEN HARPER?

YOU'RE A FISHERMAN?

- YES.- TALK--TALK ABOUT THAT.

- WE STILL FISHUSING SPEARS AND HARPOONS.

WE TAKE GIANT STICKSTHAT WE FIND IN THE FOREST

TO BASH SEALSFOR FOOD.

- I THINK YOU'RE BUMMINGEVERYONE OUT.

[school bell ringing]- WHOA.

SWEET WHURLING BROOM, EH?

- NICE LEGS.- HEY.

WHO ARE YOU?- I'M BAGUIATI.

- OH, I'M MIKEY,NICE TO MEET--

[somber music]

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