Ben Bailey - Winter Jackets

CC Presents: Ben Bailey Season 10, Ep 18 04/21/2006 Views: 18,626

Strangers are always telling Ben how cold it is. (1:41)

BECAUSE EVERYONE THAT YOU SEE TELLS YOU THAT IT'S REALLY COLD OUTSIDE.

OVER AND OVER AND OVER ALL DAY LONG.

NOT EVEN JUST PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW.

TOTAL STRANGERS JUST YELL IT AT YOU

ON THE STREET IF IT'S COLD ENOUGH.

JUST WALKIN' BY. "IT'S FREEZIN' OUT HERE!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT?

"YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW.

"BECAUSE I AM OUT HERE, TOO.

"AND THEREFORE I AM ABLE TO FEEL IT.

"THINK THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE ARE ALSO AWARE THAT IT'S COLD

"JUDGING BY THE CLOTHINGTHAT THEY HAVE SELECTED.

"SO YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE [BLEEP] WEATHER UPDATES.

WE ALL KNOW IT'S COLD."

I LIKE IT WHEN IT FIRST GETS COLD. YOU GOTTA BREAK OUT

YOUR WINTER JACKET FOR THE FIRST TIME. PUT IT ON.

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE POCKETSAND BE REMINDED OF WHAT

- YOU WERE DOING LAST WINTER. - [LAUGHTER]

I PUT ON MY FAVORITE WINTER JACKET FOR THE FIRST TIME.

AND AS SOON AS I PUT MY HANDS IN THOSE POCKETS

I WAS IMMEDIATELY REMINDED THAT LAST YEAR I DIDN'T HAVE

- ANY MONEY EITHER. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT I DID APPARENTLY HAVECHAPPED LIPS...

[LAUGHTER]

AND A RASH THAT REQUIREDA PRESCRIPTION OINTMENT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND I THINK I HAD BLOCKED THAT PART OUT.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]