Attention - Bruce the Funny Dog

  • Ep 1
  • 02/04/2010
  • Views: 176,292

Whenever you're down and need a smile, Bruce the Funny Dog will always be there. (3:00)

♪ A CANINE FRIENDCAN MAKE YOU SMILE ♪

♪ BRUCE THE FUNNY DOG

- YES.

I UNDERSTAND.

THANK YOU.THANK YOU FOR CALLING.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- [sighs]THAT WAS AUNT SUE.

NANA JUST PASSED.

- I'M SO SORRY.

[Bruce barks]

NOT NOW, BRUCE.

- HE'S DRESSEDJUST LIKE HER.

- ♪ BRUCE THE FUNNY DOG

- YOU'RE DRINKING AGAIN?

- WE'RE GONNA LOSE THE HOUSE.

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT METO DO, TAKE ANOTHER JOB?

- NO.I'M NOT SAYING THAT.

I-I JUST DON'T KNOWWHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

WE DON'T HAVEANY OTHER OPTIONS.

- MAYBE WE CAN'T AFFORDTO HAVE THIS BABY.

[Bruce barks]

NOT NOW, BRUCE.- GOD DAMN IT, BRUCE!

- ♪ BRUCE THE FUNNY DOG

- BRUCE.

HEY.

CAN I TALK TO YOUFOR A MINUTE?

BRUCE...

I KNOW I WASA LITTLE HARD ON YOU BEFORE.

I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.

BUT LISTEN.

THERE'S A RIGHT TIMETO JOKE AROUND

AND A WRONG TIMETO JOKE AROUND.

AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?

BRUCE, THAT'S WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT.

COME ON.

YOU GOTTA TURN IT OFF.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT NOW.

BRUCE, LET ME EXPLAIN ITTHIS WAY.

COME ON!ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?

YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?

YOU'RE GONNA DEADPAN ME?

I'M NOT YOUR AUDIENCE.

HA HA HA HA.

BRUCE IS A CONSTRUCTION WORKER.

THIS IS EXACTLYWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOUABOUT THE VERY THING

THAT'S THE PROBLEM,AND YOU'RE DOING IT.

JESUS, BRUCE.

I MEAN,THAT'S JUST OFFENSIVE.

DO YOU SEE ANYBODY LAUGHING?

I DON'T HEARANY LAUGHTER.

I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT THIS JOKE IS.

WHAT'S YOUR CONCEPT?

SOCCER CLOWN KING?

YOU'RE THE SOCCER CLOWN KING?

HEY, EVERYBODY,THE SOCCER CLOWN KING'S HERE.

WE'RE GONNA TALKABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.

TAKE IT OFF.

THANK YOU. NOW...GOD DAMN IT!

OKAY, FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

ALIENATE EVERYBODY, BRUCE.

GOOD LUCK.BYE!

- ♪ BRUCE THE FUNNY DOG

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