A G**damn Adonis

  • Season 2 , Ep 12
  • 11/19/2013
  • Views: 3,701

Malloy convinces Woody to augment his already altered face with even more plastic surgery, and Flamey the Bear slowly recovers from taking too many pills. (1:36)

[video game beeping][crash]

- OH, [bleep]![glass breaks]

WELL, TOOK CAREOF THAT EYE SITUATION!

KIND OF GOT A LITTLE BLIND SPOTFROM HERE TO HERE,

BUT HEY, SMALL PRICE TO PAYFOR GOOD LOOKS.

- WHOA!GOD DAMN, YOU DO LOOK GOOD!

YOU'RE JUST ABOUT PERFECT,WOODY.

- "JUST ABOUT"?WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "JUST ABOUT"?

- WELL, IF I HAD GODLIKE LIPSAND EYES,

I WOULDN'T WANT THEM COMPETINGFOR REAL ESTATE

WITH MY OVERSIZED NOSE AND EARS.

I'D TAKE THOSE IN JUST A SMIDGE.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S G--OH, OH! [grunts]

HEY, MALLOY, IF YOU'RE GONNAPLAY WITH MY FROZEN HOOKERS,

AT LEAST PUT 'EM BACK!

[monitor beeping]- IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

FOR 12 MINUTES,HE WAS CLINICALLY DEAD.

[monitor flatlines]AND HE'S DEAD, AGAIN.

[monitor beeping]AND NOW, HE'S BACK.

- DO YOU THINK HE CAN MAKE IT TOA FOREST OPENING AT 9:00 A.M.?

- YES, OF COURSE, THAT IS,

IF THE FOREST OPENINGIS IN HELL.

[phone rings]

WOODY, I'VE GOTSOME REALLY BAD NEWS.

- SECOND WIND!- UH, I'M GAY.

- COME ON, STEVEN,

THE NIGHT IS YO--[retches]

[grunts]HOLD ON.

[coughs] SOME OF THESE PILLSARE STILL INTACT.

ALLONS-Y, MON FRERE.

[screams]- ALL RIGHT, WOODY.

LET'S GET A LOOKAT YOUR BRAND NEW FACE.

AND, VOILA!

- HOLY CHRIST, MALLOY!YOU WERE RIGHT!

I AM A GODDAMN ADONIS!

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