Drama Queen of the Damned

  • Season 2 , Ep 210
  • 09/01/2011
  • Views: 22,619

Grimes' mummy mother hits the Department of Integration with the 10 plagues of Egypt, and Randall prepares to hand over his and Mark's lease. (2:20)

I TAKE ONE MORNING OFF, THEWHOLE PLACE FALLS APART.

[ominous shouting]

UH...

[whimpering]

OH, SNAKES, NO!

[whimpering]

CALLIE!

[all shouting]

- AH, I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

- COME HERE.

HMM!

- AFTER EVERYTHING WE SHARED,

THE JOKES, THE GOOD TIMES,THIS STOLEN HOTEL DRESSER.

YOU'VE HURT MEFOR THE LAST TIME, MARK LILLY.

- KNOCK, KNOCK.

- YAH!

OH.

- I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.

THIS IS GINNY AND APRIL.

HOLD ON.I WANT TO DO THIS IN ONE BREATH.

THEY'RE A LESBIAN COUPLEWHO ADOPTED TWINS

AND ARE INTERESTED IN THE PLACE.

[coughing and sputtering]I DID IT.

[sighs]

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOUR LEASE DOESN'T RUN OUTFOR ANOTHER FOUR HOURS.

THIS PLACE HAS TOO MANY GHOSTS.

- NO SURPRISE THERE,

WHAT WITH ALLTHE UNSOLVED MURDERS.

- [gurgling]

- I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVEDISCLOSED THAT.

[frogs chirping]

- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

- GRIMES MOM RELEASED THE TENPLAGUES OF EGYPT ON OUR ASSES!

DRAMA QUEEN OF THE DAMNED!

- YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN PATHETIC,FRANCIS.

THAT'S WHY I TAUGHT YOUTO STUTTER,

SO YOU'D BE TOO ASHAMED

TO DEMONSTRATE YOURS-S-S-STUPIDITY IN PUBLIC.

- TH-TH-TH-THAT'STHE CRUELEST THING

YOU EVER SAID TO ME, MUMMY.

- THAT WOULD BE GRIMES' MOTHER?

- IN BEETLE FORM.

SHE'S A SHAPE-SHIFTING MUMMY.

AND KIND OF A BITCH.

- I HAVE TO SAY,I'M PROUD OF YOUR LOYALTY

TO HELP GRIMES AND DEFENDTHE D.O.I.

- GRIMES IS PAYING US OFF.

- I'M GETTING A PONTIAC AZTEC.

- [chittering]

- [pained moaning]

- YOUR COUNSELING MUMBO JUMBOIS BULLCRAP.

BUT IF THERE EVER WEREA TIME FOR IT,

THIS WOULD BE IT.

- WELL, MY SENIOR THESIS WAS INFAMILY CONFLICT RESOLUTION,

AND THAT SHOULD WORKWITH BEETLES.

- GREAT.WE'LL CREATE A DIVERSION.

TO THE ROOF!

- OKAY THEN.

GRIMES?

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