Felipe Esparza - Hamburger Helper

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 07/25/2010
  • Views: 77,145

If Felipe Esparza was in a threesome, one of the two ladies might not get a turn. (1:34)

SHE WOKE UP BEFORE ME.

SHE PUT ON MY T-SHIRTAND MY UNDERWEAR,

SHE WENT WALKINGTO THE RESTROOM,

I WAS WAKING UP,LOOKING AT HER...

I THOUGHTTHAT WAS ME DYING.

[laughter]

I THOUGHT MY SPIRITWAS LEAVING. WHOO!

[laughter]

COME BACK!

MY FRIEND HAD A THREESOME,HE WAS ALL HAPPY.

I WAS ALL SAD.

I COULD NEVERHAVE A THREESOME.

THIS IS NOTA THREESOME BODY.

THIS ISA TURN-OFF-THE-LIGHTS BODY.

LEAVE-YOUR-SHIRT-ON BODY.

THIS IS A TELL-NOBODY.

[laughter]

[giggles]

IF I EVER GETA CHANCE FOR A THREESOME,

I'M GONNA HAVEA MEETING WITH THOSE GIRLS...

"ALL RIGHT,LISTEN UP, LADIES.

"ONE OF YOU GUYS HEREMIGHT NOT GET A TURN.

[laughter]

SO PICK A NUMBERFROM ONE TO TEN, MAN."

[whistles]

THE PRETTY ONE SAYS "17.""YOU WIN!"

AND THE OTHER ONE SAYS,"WHAT DO I DO?"

"YOU'RE GONNABE PUSHING MY HIPS.

[laughter]

YOU'RE HAMBURGER HELPER."

[whistles]

[laughter and applause]

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