SHE WOKE UP BEFORE ME.
SHE PUT ON MY T-SHIRTAND MY UNDERWEAR,
SHE WENT WALKINGTO THE RESTROOM,
I WAS WAKING UP,LOOKING AT HER...
I THOUGHTTHAT WAS ME DYING.
[laughter]
I THOUGHT MY SPIRITWAS LEAVING. WHOO!
[laughter]
COME BACK!
MY FRIEND HAD A THREESOME,HE WAS ALL HAPPY.
I WAS ALL SAD.
I COULD NEVERHAVE A THREESOME.
THIS IS NOTA THREESOME BODY.
THIS ISA TURN-OFF-THE-LIGHTS BODY.
LEAVE-YOUR-SHIRT-ON BODY.
THIS IS A TELL-NOBODY.
[laughter]
[giggles]
IF I EVER GETA CHANCE FOR A THREESOME,
I'M GONNA HAVEA MEETING WITH THOSE GIRLS...
"ALL RIGHT,LISTEN UP, LADIES.
"ONE OF YOU GUYS HEREMIGHT NOT GET A TURN.
[laughter]
SO PICK A NUMBERFROM ONE TO TEN, MAN."
[whistles]
THE PRETTY ONE SAYS "17.""YOU WIN!"
AND THE OTHER ONE SAYS,"WHAT DO I DO?"
"YOU'RE GONNABE PUSHING MY HIPS.
[laughter]
YOU'RE HAMBURGER HELPER."
[whistles]
[laughter and applause]