How-Tube - How to Ruin Halloween for Everyone

  • Season 1 , Ep 01021
  • 02/10/2014
  • Views: 2,301

After watching brief clips of strange tutorial videos on YouTube, Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer and Hannibal Buress must figure out what the videos are about. (3:13)

HOW-TUBE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I'M GLAD YOU'RE EXCITED

BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW

TO DO SOMETHING, YOU SHOULD DO

ANYTHING BUT GO TO YOUTUBE.

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A FEW

SECONDS FROM A TUTORIAL VIDEO,

AND YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

THE FUNNY SUBJECT OF THE VIDEO

SHOULD BE.

IF YOUR ANSWER MAKES US LAUGH,

THEN YOU GET 250 POINTS.

IF NOT, THEN NO POINTS.

SO HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

("CRAZY IN LOVE" PLAYING)

YES, HANNIBAL?

>> HOW TO RUIN HALLOWEEN FOR

EVERYBODY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS, POINTS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

LET'S FIND OUT WHAT IT ACTUALLY

WAS.

>> FIRST THING, YOU HAVE TO

COVER UP YOUR FACIAL HAIR.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: YOU CAN JUST COVER UP

YOUR GOATEE WITH MAKEUP, RIGHT?

THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS.

>> SPRAY-ON STUFF.

>> Chris: YEAH, JUST THE

SPRAY-ON STUFF.

SEE, NOW YOU KNOW.

YOU GOT A GOATEE, NOW YOU KNOW.

>> I CAN USE IT TO JUST SHAVE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> THAT'S SMART.

>> Chris: NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE.

>> (in British accent): HI,

I'M ANDREW.

>> AND THIS IS SHANE.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT

BRAIN TRUST IS ALL ABOUT,

HANNIBAL?

>> HOW TO MURDER YOUR FRIEND IN

THE WOODS UNDER THE GUISE OF

MAKING A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS, POINTS FOR

SURE.

LET'S FIND OUT WHAT THIS

ACTUALLY IS.

>> TREMENDOUS BLOW TO THE

GENITAL AREA.

(LAUGHTER)

>> AT THAT POINT, THE GRIZZLY

WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TURN

AROUND AND WALK AWAY WITH HIS

NADS IN PAIN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: OR YOU COULD REPEL

THE BEAR WITH BAD BRITISH

ACCENTS.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

>> TO GET HOW YOU WANT IT,

EVERYTHING GOT TO BE PRACTICED.

>> Chris: YES, ABBI?

>> OKAY, I THINK THIS IS HOW TO

GET ME, ABBI LEE JACOBSON, TO

IMMEDIATELY WANT TO GIVE YOU MY

PHONE NUMBER.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: REALLY?

>> IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.

>> Chris: OKAY, GOOD, FINE, I'LL

GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.

LET'S FIND OUT WHAT THIS

ACTUALLY IS.

>> GET EVERYTHING RIGHT, YOU

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> SEE?

>> Chris: HOW ARE YOU FEELING

NOW?

>> WHERE IS THIS PERSON?

(LAUGHTER)

>> I CAN DO THAT RIGHT HERE.

>> Chris: YOU SAID THIS HAS

HAPPENED BEFORE A LOT?

HE'S RIGHT THERE!

HE'S RIGHT THERE!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> SO HANNIBAL, YOU HAVE MY

NUMBER ALREADY.

>> I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

>> Chris: SO YOU HAVE WATCHED

THIS VIDEO, THEN.

>> I WATCHED THIS VIDEO, YEAH,

MAN.

>> Chris: WELL, POINTS TO

HANNIBAL BURESS.

I GOT TO GIVE YOU POINTS FOR

THAT.

>> I'M WEARING A HEAVY SWEATER.

>> CAN WE DO IT?

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

>> WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?

WELCOME BACK TO MY VIDEO

TUTORIAL.

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

>> Chris: YES, ABBI?

>> HOW TO PUT ON GLASSES?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS

FOR THAT.

BY THE WAY, THIS LITERALLY COULD

BE HOW TO PUT ON GLASSES.

WHAT IS IT?

>> PUT IT ON, TRY IT ON AND GET

STUCK AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT CAN

I DO?" AND IT HURTS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> CHRIS, I THOUGHT THAT WAS HOW

TO REINVENT YOURSELF AS A

RUSSIAN SCIENTIST WHEN YOU'RE

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN.

(LAUGHTER)

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