The beginning part of theyear was pretty intense, man,
with the trial outin LA, everybody
was waiting for riots.
I'm glad we didn'thave any riots man.
I out in LA duringthe last riots.
I didn't get anything,but I was out there,
you know what I mean.
I couldn't understandit man, brothers
were running aroundburning up their own stuff
like it was all right-- justburn their own stuff up.
(HIGH VOICE) Yo, Charlie,what we gonna do, man?
(LOW VOICE) Man, let'sburn the house down.
[pull pin effect]
Hey, yo Charlie, wherewe going to sleep?
George Bush went out toLA after the riots, folks.
Huh, to do what?
Nothing, he said it.
(W. BUSH IMPERSONATION) I didn'tcome out here to implement
the blue plan for thereconstruction of South Central
Out here with my wife, Barb,we tried to get a television,
she couldn't carry it,so we left it behind.
My wife Barbara issuffering from glaucoma.
Heh, glaucoma,folks, eye disease.
And you know she was gettingthe best stuff in the country.
Straight from Jamaica,Federal Express.
[knock effect](JAMAICAN ACCENT) Oh,
special delivery for Mrs. Bush.
Ease and all.
Ease up stuff, ya know.
Now, I have a packagehere for Mrs. Bush.
Look, if you don't take the damnthing, I'll smoke it myself,
it don't matter, ya know.
See George walk out. (W. BUSHIMPRESSION) Uh, Dave, that guy
there is fine, heworks for my wife.
Dexter, you might wantto go roll her one,
she's in the Rose Garden,knocking stuff over.
That's the only reason whyI voted for Bill Clinton,
because the man smoked a joint.
Then spoke to us, youknow, like we were idiots,
you know. (CLINTONIMPERSONATION)
Well, I experimented withmarijuana, I took a toke,
but I didn't inhale.
No, see, it was thatgood you forgot,
see, that's what it was.
Man, old man's inthe White House now,
so you know he's still smoking.
Walking around the house,feeling good about himself.
(CLINTON IMPERSONATION) Oh,lord, I can't believe it.
Done went and wonthe whole thing,
got the highestposition in the country.
I think I'm going tosmoke me a fat one.
Hilary, get the munchies.
Uh, Chelsea, take your funnylooking ass somewhere please.
Heh, heh, heh, hey.