Greer Barnes - Los Angeles

Guerra, Blumberg, Barnes Season 2, Ep 14 05/25/1993 Views: 12,103

First Lady Barbara Bush is a pot head. (3:28)

The beginning part of theyear was pretty intense, man,

with the trial outin LA, everybody

was waiting for riots.

I'm glad we didn'thave any riots man.

I out in LA duringthe last riots.

I didn't get anything,but I was out there,

you know what I mean.

I couldn't understandit man, brothers

were running aroundburning up their own stuff

like it was all right-- justburn their own stuff up.

(HIGH VOICE) Yo, Charlie,what we gonna do, man?

(LOW VOICE) Man, let'sburn the house down.


[pull pin effect]

[throwing effect]

[explosion effect]



Hey, yo Charlie, wherewe going to sleep?

Former President.

George Bush went out toLA after the riots, folks.

Huh, to do what?

Nothing, he said it.

(W. BUSH IMPERSONATION) I didn'tcome out here to implement

the blue plan for thereconstruction of South Central


Out here with my wife, Barb,we tried to get a television,

she couldn't carry it,so we left it behind.

My wife Barbara issuffering from glaucoma.

Heh, glaucoma,folks, eye disease.



Mrs. Bush?


And you know she was gettingthe best stuff in the country.

Straight from Jamaica,Federal Express.

[knock effect](JAMAICAN ACCENT) Oh,

special delivery for Mrs. Bush.

Ease and all.

Ease up stuff, ya know.

Now, I have a packagehere for Mrs. Bush.

Look, if you don't take the damnthing, I'll smoke it myself,

it don't matter, ya know.

See George walk out. (W. BUSHIMPRESSION) Uh, Dave, that guy

there is fine, heworks for my wife.

Dexter, you might wantto go roll her one,

she's in the Rose Garden,knocking stuff over.

That's the only reason whyI voted for Bill Clinton,

because the man smoked a joint.


Then spoke to us, youknow, like we were idiots,


Well, I experimented withmarijuana, I took a toke,

but I didn't inhale.

No, see, it was thatgood you forgot,

see, that's what it was.

Man, old man's inthe White House now,

so you know he's still smoking.


Walking around the house,feeling good about himself.

(CLINTON IMPERSONATION) Oh,lord, I can't believe it.

Done went and wonthe whole thing,

got the highestposition in the country.

I think I'm going tosmoke me a fat one.

Hilary, get the munchies.

Uh, Chelsea, take your funnylooking ass somewhere please.

Heh, heh, heh, hey.