Dane Cook - Rock 'N' Roll Show

  • Season 3 , Ep 4
  • 06/27/2000
  • Views: 41,522

Dane Cook wants to know how you're feeling tonight. (2:00)

NO, I WANNA HEAR IT.

WHAT'S UP?WHAT'S UP?

[crowd cheering]

THIS IS MY SHOW.

I'M ON THE DRUM.

I GOT THIS SET UP, MAN.

I WANNA HAVE, LIKE,A ROCK AND ROLL SHOW.

I THINK EVERY COMIC WANTSTO BE A ROCK AND ROLL STAR.

I DO.I DO.

THAT'S MY DREAM.

BUT I'M A COMIC.

IT'S CLOSE.

ROCK AND ROLL SHOW, MAN.THAT'S THE COOLEST.

THAT'S WHAT WE WANT.

WE COME OUT THOUGH;WE ASK YOU HOW YOU'RE DOING.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

(man) YEAH.

YEAH.

YOU GUYS FEELING GREAT?

[laughs]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THATWITH ROCK AND ROLL.

GIVE ME A LITTLE ROCK AND ROLL.THIS IS--

ALL ROCK AND ROLL HAS TO DOIS COME OUT AND GO LIKE THIS.

[screaming]YEAH!

NEW YORK CITY,I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

AAAHHH!

I FEEL LIKEI'M IN A FISH TANK.

COMEDY CROWDS--

WE ALWAYS COME OUT--

WE WANT TO ASK YOUHOW YA FEELING.

WE ALWAYS SAY THAT.

BY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE,HOW DO YOU FEEL?

RIGHT?

BY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE,HOW YA FEELING?

IT'S THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD

THAT YOU JUDGEHOW YOU'RE FEELING

BY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S NEVERANY OTHER TIME

WHERE YOU JUDGE THAT.

THERE'S NEVERA CAR ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW,

PEOPLE ALL OVER THE GROUND.

PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND--

"MA'AM, MA'AM, BY A ROUNDOF APPLAUSE, HOW DO YA FEEL?

BY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE"--SHE'S NOT CLAPPING.

"BY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE"--CLEAR, CLEAR.

SHE'S ON THE GROUND LIKE--

I'M OKAY.

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