Jamie Kennedy - Sports Announcers

Jobrani, Bearden, Feinstein, Fisch Season 8, Ep 0812 12/03/2004 Views: 2,149

Sports announcers state the obvious. (1:39)

AND TODAY AND YOU EVER NOTICE

HOW SPORTS ANNOUNCERS OVER

ANALYZE EVERYTHING ABOUT

THE GAME?

"I, I'LL TELL YOU MARV, I,

I'LL TELL YA, UH IF HE DIDN'T

MAKE THAT SHOT, HE WOULD HAVE

MISSED IT."

[LAUGHTER]

ALSO I HAVE A FRIEND FROM

CHICAGO.

HE'S ALWAYS COMPLAINING THAT

HE CAN'T GET ANY GIRLS.

HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "HEY THERE

UH JAMIE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

MY PROBLEM IS THERE BUT UH,

I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY

[BLEEP]."

[LAUGHTER]

I'M LIKE "YOU SAY THAT TO THE

WOMEN?"

[LAUGHTER]

HE HAS REALLY BAD PICK UP MOVES,

HE'LL GO OUT TO A BAR, HE'LL BE

LIKE, "HO YOU DOING?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME THERE?

HOW YOU DO-- OH, YOUR NAME IS

KATHY.

HEY KATHY, LIKE AL LITTLE...

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, YOU GOT AN E-MAIL ADDRESS

OR SOMETHING THERE?"

LIKE THAT'S NOT A SMOOTH MOVE,

RIGHT?

SMOOTH GUYS WOULDN'T DO THAT,

RIGHT WOMEN?

YOU WOULDN'T SEE SEAN CONNERY

AS JAMES BOND DO THAT.

YOU THINK HE WALKS IN THE OFFICE

IN THE MORNING IS LIKE...

[LAUGHTER]

[AS CONNERY] "GOOD MORNING.

[LAUGHTER]

MRS. MONEY PENNY.

YOU HAVE MY PLANS?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHY CAN'T I GET ANY [BLEEP]?"

[LAUGHTER]