Tracy Smith - Rejuvenating

  • Season 7 , Ep 26
  • 08/21/2003
  • Views: 5,353

How do you know when your vagina is ready to be rejuvenated? (1:43)

Tracy Smith: MY NIECE

IS GETTING MARRIED NEXT MONTH,

MY NIECE.

YEAH.

JUST PUT A BULLET THROUGH

MY HEAD IF I HAVE TO CATCH THE

BOUQUET AT THAT (BLEEP) WEDDING.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, YEAH.

"THROW IT TO POOR OLD AUNTIE

TRACY.

HA-HA-HA."

[SHOOTING SOUNDS]

MY BEST FRIEND'S GETTING MARRIED

FOR HER SECOND TIME.

I'M 34 YEARS OLD.

I THOUGHT I'D BE DIVORCED

BY NOW.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I THOUGHT I'D BE COLLECTING

CHECKS FROM SOME ASS (BLEEP).

[LAUGHTER]

I GOTTA KEEP ON WORKING.

SAY, YOU GUYS KIND OF LOOKED

A LITTLE SURPRISED WHEN I SAID

I WAS 34, YOU BASTARDS.

I'M NOT A BAD LOOKING PACKAGE

UP HERE, HUH, SIR?

NU-HUH.

NOT A STITCH ON ME, EITHER.

YOU CAN GET ANY KIND OF SURGERY

IMAGINABLE IN THIS TOWN, TOO.

AND THEY DO IT.

HOLY (BLEEP).

BOTOX AND COLLAGEN, AND VAGINAL

REJUVENATION.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, MY GOD, WHAT?

VAGINAL REJUVENATION.

HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW WHEN

THAT LOOKS OLD?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHO DO YOU TRUST WITH THAT

QUESTION?

COME ON.

WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE

PICTURES FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT

I WAS FAT THEN.

I THINK I'LL STICK THAT

TO THE FRIDGE FOR MOTIVATION.

[LAUGHTER]

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