Hannibal Buress - White Strip Clubs

Hannibal Buress: Animal Furnace Season 1, Ep 101 05/20/2012 Views: 16,344

Hannibal Buress encourages white strippers to dance to the songs that rappers made specifically for them. (2:06)

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I GO TO BLACK STRIP CLUBS.

THE WHITE STRIP CLUBSARE BORING.

THEY'RE GOOD BARS.

THERE'S JUST LIQUOR THERE,SOME BORING NAKED CHICK.

THAT'S COOL.IT'S A GOOD BAR.

BAD STRIP CLUB.

THEY DANCE TO AWFUL SONGSIN WHITE STRIP CLUBS.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU DANCE TOMARILYN MANSON, THE DOPE SHOW.

I SAW THIS CHICK DANCING.SHE WAS DANCING

TO MADONNA, TAKE A BOW.

♪ ALWAYS BE

LIKE, WHY ARE YOU DANCINGTO THAT?

NOW I'M THINKING OF THE VIDEO.

IT WAS SAD, WITH THE MATADOR.

HE DIED OR SOMETHING.

[laughter]

WHY DON'T YOU DANCE TO THE SONGSTHAT RAPPERS MADE

SPECIFICALLYFOR THE STRIP CLUB?

♪ SHAKE THAT ASS

♪ WHILE I THROW MONEYTHAT I MADE SELLING CRACK ♪

LIKE, YO.

THIS IS GOOD--THIS IS GOOD MUSIC

FOR THIS ENVIRONMENT.

I LIKE--I'M A BIG RAP FAN.

I WENT TO A CONCERT.

I SAW THIS GROUP ODD FUTUREPERFORM.

[scattered cheers]

THEY HAVE SOME GOOD SONGS.

BUT THE CLOSING--THE HOOKTO THEIR CLOSING SONG WAS,

"KILL PEOPLE, BURN SHIT,[bleep] SCHOOL.

KILL PEOPLE,BURN SHIT, [bleep] SCHOOL."

BUT DOESN'T IT SEEM LIKE THEY'REGETTING MORE REASONABLE

AS THEY GO ALONG?

[laughter]

NOW "KILL PEOPLE,"THAT'S MURDER.

THAT'S AWFUL.

"BURN SHIT," IT DEPENDSON WHAT YOU'RE BURNING, RIGHT?

'CAUSE IF IT'SA CONTROLLED FIRE, GO AHEAD.

DO YOUR THING.

"[bleep] SCHOOL,"THAT'S JUST TRUANCY.

WHAT ARE YOU STANDING ON, MAN?THAT'S WEAK.

WHO HASN'T MISSED CLASSBEFORE?

THEY'RE GONNA GET MORE AND MOREREASONABLE IN THEIR RAPS.

"KILL PEOPLE, BURN SHIT,[bleep] SCHOOL,

"I HATE SPAM EMAIL.

"THAT'S ANNOYING.

"WHEN YOU THINK YOU GOTAN EMAIL FROM A FRIEND,

"AND IT'S SPAM.STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

"AND I HATE HOTEL TVs.

"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS STARTON THE MENU CHANNEL

"INSTEAD OF THE CHANNELI WAS WATCHING ALREADY?

I'VE ALREADY SEEN LIMITLESS."

[laughter]

"WHY DOES iTUNES KEEP TRYINGTO GET ME

"TO DOWNLOAD A NEW VERSION?

"I GOT A NEW VERSIONA COUPLE DAYS AGO.

I'M FINE WITH THIS VERSION.IT PLAYS MUSIC."

[laughter]

[laughs]