Adam Is Cursed

The Seance Season 2, Ep 3 09/19/2014 Views: 880

Adam desperately tries to convince Mark Serritella, Matteo Lane and Erik Griffin that he's not cursed. (1:34)

- HEY.- STAY RIGHT THERE, DUDE.

- WHAT?I JUST GOT US BODY SHOTS.

I WAS THINKING WE COULDTAKE THEM OFF ERIK'S TITTIES.

- OH, VERY FUNNY.

YOU PISSED OFFTHE MAGIC BLACK WOMAN

AT THE SEANCE, AND NOWEVIL SHIT IS STUCK TO YOU.

I'M LEAVING,BEFORE YOU GET US KILLED.

- OKAY, YOU'RE BEINGA BUNCH OF BITCHES,

AND I AM NOT CURSED...- MM-HM.

- OKAY--[growls]

- THAT'S THAT SHITRIGHT THERE.

- [coughs]

[wheezes][shudders] SORRY.

UGH, INDIGESTION, OKAY?

NOW QUIT BEING A BOOB,LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS,

FINISH THE SHOW, AND LET'S PARTYALL NIGHT, RIGHT?

- UM, ADAM? HOW 'BOUT THIS?YOU STAY HERE...

- [burp]- AND I WILL BRING MYSELF UP,

OKAY?- OKAY, ERIK,

NO ONE BRINGS THEMSELVES UP.

- OUR FATHER,WHO ART IN HEAVEN...

[suspenseful music]

- NOPE! WHOO!

BEAT YA, YA BITCH.

YEAH, BEAT YA, YA BITCH.

[electronic current][yelling]

OH, THAT MIC WAS HOT.

THAT MIC WAS--[laughter]

IT'S NOT HOT ANYMORE.OKAY, RIGHT.

THE NEXT COMICWANTS TO KICK IT WITH ME

'TIL THE SUN COMES UP,BECAUSE I AM NOT CURSED.

- [groans]

- [screams]

- LET'S GET GRANT SOME WATER.HE'LL BE--HE'LL BE FINE.

[church bell]

OH, SHIT...I'M CURSED!I'M CURSED!

HE'S DEAD! HE--I KILLED A MAN!