Todd Barry - Couples

  • Season 10 , Ep 12
  • 03/30/2006
  • Views: 12,950

God forbid a couple disagrees on a movie. (1:59)

I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH TOO MANY COUPLES,

HANGING OUT WITH THE"WE AGREE ON EVERYTHING" COUPLE.

THEY PRETEND TO SHARE THE MOST OBSCURE OPINIONS IN THE WORLD.

YOU'LL ASK 'EM ABOUT A MOVIE THEY SAW.

"HEY, DID YOU SEE THATNEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE?"

"YES, WE SAW IT." "DID YOU LIKE IT?"

"WE THOUGHT THE SCRIPT WAS GOOD.

"BUT WE THOUGHT THEY SHOULD'VE USED

DIFFERENT LIGHTINGIN THE EXTERIOR SHOTS."

"WOW. YOU BOTH WALKED OUTTA THE THEATER THINKING THAT?

"THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I THINK EVEN A MARRIED COUPLE OF LIGHTING DIRECTORS

"WOULD NOT HAVE AN OCCURRENCE THAT WEIRD.

"WHAT I'M THINKING HAPPENED IS ONE OF YOU SAID THAT.

"THE OTHER BEING WEAK AND PATHETIC...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"PRETENDED TO AGREE. AND NOW WE'RE

SUPPOSED TO THINK YOURTWO HEARTS BEAT AS ONE,

'CAUSE GOD FORBID YOU DISAGREED ON A MOVIE."

I WAS DATING A WOMAN AND BEFORE WE HAD

OUR FIRST LITTLE SEX TALK, SHE ACTUALLY SAID THIS TO ME.

SHE GOES, "TODD, I'VE HAD ANAL SEX BEFORE.

BUT DON'T ASK ME WHO IT WAS WITH."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I THINK IF I MADE A LIST OF EVERY QUESTION I'D ASK BEFORE THAT ONE,

IT WOULD BE A LIST OFEVERY QUESTION INCLUDING

WHO SHOT JR, WHERE'S THE BEEF,

AND WHY WOULD YOU THINKI'D WANNA KNOW THAT?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY, MAYBE NOT WHERE'S THE BEEF

'CAUSE SHE MIGHTANSWER THAT ONE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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