YOU GOT TO GIVE WHITE PEOPLE
THEIR CREDIT, TOO.
THAT'S WHY I LIKE WORKING
FOR WHITE PEOPLE.
OOH, GOT TO GET GOOD JOBS.
BEST JOB I EVER HAD WAS WORKING
IN THE CLEANERS.
THAT WAS A GOOD JOB.
I CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN THEY
FIRED ME.
THEY FIRED ME FOR WEARING
OTHER PEOPLE CLOTHES.
(LAUGHTER)
I BE AT THE CLUB LIKE WOMEN
BE SAYING, "EARTHQUAKE ALWAYS
GOT SOMETHING NEW ON.
I NEVER SEE HIM IN THE SAME
OUTFIT.
SOMETIME HE CHANGE CLOTHES
AT THE CLUB."
MY BOY LIKE, "LET ME WEAR THAT
SHIRT."
I SAY, "I WOULD, DOG, BUT HE
COMING TO PICK IT UP TOMORROW.
(LAUGHTER)
DUDE BRUNG IN A LEATHER COAT,
"WHEN IT BE READY?"
I SAID, "THE SUMMERTIME.
TAKE SIX MONTHS TO CLEAN THIS
JACKET."
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHO YOU DON'T
WANT TO WORK WITH, MEXICANS.
OH, THEY MAKE A BROTHER LOOK BAD
ON THE JOB.
THEY DON'T TAKE NO BREAKS
OR NOTHING.
THEY WORK EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS,
SKIP LUNCH AND EVERYTHING.
(APPLAUSE)
OH, LORD.
I WAS WORKING WITH SOME
MEXICANS.
WE WERE PUTTING ROOFS UP.
THEY PUT A ROOF UP IN
30 MINUTES.
I HAD TO GET UP ON THE ROOF
AND LIKE, "TAKE A BREAK,
YOU AMERICAN NOW, TAKE A BREAK.
THEY GAVE US EIGHT HOURS,
WHAT YOU RUSHING FOR?
THEY'RE JUST GONNA GIVE US
ANOTHER ROOF.
YOU CAN'T PUT ALL THE ROOFS UP."
AND MEXICANS DON'T HAVE NO JOB
DESCRIPTION, THEY DO EVERYTHING.
THEY'RE LIKE WAL-MART.
THEY ONE STOP SHOPPING.
WHITE LADY SAYS "SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE TREE?"
THE MEXICAN WAS IN THE TREE
I WAS LIKE "GET YOUR ASS DOWN.
WE ROOFERS, YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE IN NO TREE.
AND WHAT YOU DOING WITH THEM
ORANGES, PUT 'EM BACK IN THE
CAR."
(LAUGHTER)