YOU GOT TO GIVE WHITE PEOPLE

THEIR CREDIT, TOO.

THAT'S WHY I LIKE WORKING

FOR WHITE PEOPLE.

OOH, GOT TO GET GOOD JOBS.

BEST JOB I EVER HAD WAS WORKING

IN THE CLEANERS.

THAT WAS A GOOD JOB.

I CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN THEY

FIRED ME.

THEY FIRED ME FOR WEARING

OTHER PEOPLE CLOTHES.

(LAUGHTER)

I BE AT THE CLUB LIKE WOMEN

BE SAYING, "EARTHQUAKE ALWAYS

GOT SOMETHING NEW ON.

I NEVER SEE HIM IN THE SAME

OUTFIT.

SOMETIME HE CHANGE CLOTHES

AT THE CLUB."

MY BOY LIKE, "LET ME WEAR THAT

SHIRT."

I SAY, "I WOULD, DOG, BUT HE

COMING TO PICK IT UP TOMORROW.

(LAUGHTER)

DUDE BRUNG IN A LEATHER COAT,

"WHEN IT BE READY?"

I SAID, "THE SUMMERTIME.

TAKE SIX MONTHS TO CLEAN THIS

JACKET."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHO YOU DON'T

WANT TO WORK WITH, MEXICANS.

OH, THEY MAKE A BROTHER LOOK BAD

ON THE JOB.

THEY DON'T TAKE NO BREAKS

OR NOTHING.

THEY WORK EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS,

SKIP LUNCH AND EVERYTHING.

(APPLAUSE)

OH, LORD.

I WAS WORKING WITH SOME

MEXICANS.

WE WERE PUTTING ROOFS UP.

THEY PUT A ROOF UP IN

30 MINUTES.

I HAD TO GET UP ON THE ROOF

AND LIKE, "TAKE A BREAK,

YOU AMERICAN NOW, TAKE A BREAK.

THEY GAVE US EIGHT HOURS,

WHAT YOU RUSHING FOR?

THEY'RE JUST GONNA GIVE US

ANOTHER ROOF.

YOU CAN'T PUT ALL THE ROOFS UP."

AND MEXICANS DON'T HAVE NO JOB

DESCRIPTION, THEY DO EVERYTHING.

THEY'RE LIKE WAL-MART.

THEY ONE STOP SHOPPING.

WHITE LADY SAYS "SOMETHING WRONG

WITH THE TREE?"

THE MEXICAN WAS IN THE TREE

I WAS LIKE "GET YOUR ASS DOWN.

WE ROOFERS, YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED

TO BE IN NO TREE.

AND WHAT YOU DOING WITH THEM

ORANGES, PUT 'EM BACK IN THE

CAR."

(LAUGHTER)