The Sklar Brothers - Fascinating Twins in the News

  • Season 14 , Ep 12
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 7,804

If one twin brother has a penis fashioned from his inner thigh, the other twin can never complain about anything. (2:40)

FOR AT LEAST 15, 20 YEARS,

AND WE DON'T REALLY TALK ABOUTBEING TWINS THAT MUCH.

WE HAVEN'T WANTED TO BE --WE DON'T WANT ITTO DEFINE US.

BUT THERE IS A SET OF TWINS --THANK YOU, THANK YOU --

WHEN IT REALLY DOES.

THERE ARE A SET OF TWINSTHAT THEY TOTALLY FASCINATE US.

THEY WERE TWIN BOYSBORN IN THE '70s.

THERE WAS A BOOKWRITTEN ABOUT THEM.

AND WHEN THEY WEREGETTING CIRCUMCISED,

ONE OF THEMHAD A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION.

TOTALLY MUTILATED HIS GENITALIA.ENJOY THE CALAMARI.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?THAT'S A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY.

THEY'RE NOT EVENSERVING FOOD HERE.

ANYWAY,BOTCHED-UP CIRCUMCISION.

THE PARENTS DIDN'T KNOWWHAT TO DO.

MEANWHILE, THERE WASTHIS EGOMANIACAL PSYCHIATRIST

DOWN AT JOHNS HOPKINS

WHO WAS TRYING TO PROVEHIS NURTURE-OVER-NATURE THEORY.

HE WAS LIKE,"RAISE HIM AS A GIRL."

"THROW A DRESS ON HIM.""PROVE MY THEORY RIGHT."

"HE'LL NEVER KNOWTHE DIFFERENCE."

WELL, GUESS WHAT, KIDS.HE DID KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

HE DID KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLEIN HIS OWN SKIN.

THEY CALLED HIM "CAVEGIRL."

HE WAS TAUNTEDUNTIL HE WAS 12 YEARS OLD

AND HIS PARENTSFINALLY SAT HIM DOWN.

THEY SAID, "WE MADE A MISTAKE.YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BOY."

THEN THEY FASHIONED A PENISOUT OF HIS INNER THIGH.

THERE ARE JOKES, BY THE WAY,OKAY?

BY THE WAY,THERE ARE JOKES IN THIS BIT.

IT'S NOT JUST "THEY FASHIONEDA PENIS OUT OF HIS INNER THIGH."

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.GOOD NIGHT.

NO. FASHIONED A PENISOUT OF HIS INNER THIGH.

AND THEN HE GOES ONTHE TALK-SHOW CIRCUIT.

AND EVERYBODY FEELS SORRYFOR THIS GUY.

BUT JASON AND I, UNDERSTANDINGTHE TRUE TWIN DYNAMIC,

BOTH OF US IMMEDIATELY FELTWORSE FOR HIS TWIN BROTHER.

OH, YEAH.BECAUSE -- THINK ABOUT IT.

HIS BROTHER CAN NEVERCOMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING

IN FRONT OF THAT BROTHERFOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.RIGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHICH IS PARTOF THE JOY OF LIVING.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HIS TWIN BROTHERCOMES HOME?

HE'S LIKE, "DAMN IT!""WHAT'S WRONG?"

"OH, THE LINE AT THE BANKWAS SO LONG."

"YOU HAD TO WAIT A LONG TIMEAT THE BANK?""YEAH."

"WAS IT AS LONGAS I HAD TO WAIT FOR THEM

TO FASHION A PENIS OUTOF MY INNER THIGH, OR WAS IT..."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

"WAS IT THAT LONGFOR YOU?""IT WAS NOT THAT LONG.FINE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"IT WAS PROBABLY WAY WORSE FORYOU THAN IT WAS FOR ME, YEAH.

"YEAH, I ONLY HADTO WAIT FOR THEM

"TO MAKE ME STOP LACTATINGIN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.

"BUT IT WAS PROBABLY WORSE FORYOU THAN IT WAS FOR ME, YEAH.

"HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSETAKES A LONG TIME?

GETTINGYOUR SELF-ESTEEM BACK.""ALL RIGHT!"

THEY'RE AT A RESTAURANT.

"OH, SHOOT.""WHAT'S WRONG?"

"NOTHING.I'M VERY HAPPY WITH MY FOOD."

"NO, I ACTUALLY -- I SAW YOU GETUPSET ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT."

"LET'S TALK ABOUTWHAT YOU ORDERED."

"NO, YOU WERE GONNA COMPLAINABOUT SOMETHING."

"WE DON'T NEED TO TALKABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW."

"I THINK WE SHOULD.I THINK WE SHOULD GET INTO IT.

I'D LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVETO COMPLAIN ABOUT."

[ SIGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

"I ORDERED IT PLAIN.

THEY GAVE ME A PICKLEAND AN ONION."

"RIGHT.SO YOU FEEL BETRAYED."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"THEY CALLED ME A GIRLFOR 12 YEARS."

"HERE WE GO.""YEAH, HERE WE GO."

"THAT'S RIGHT.

I ORDERED A PICKLE.THEY GAVE ME AN ONION."

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?""YOU KNOW EXACTLYWHAT THAT MEANS."

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"YOU KNOW EXACTLYWHAT THAT MEANS."

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