Jeff Cesario - Butts

  • Season 9 , Ep 8
  • 03/24/2005
  • Views: 1,996

J. Lo's butt is just a starter kit compared to Wisconsin's butts. (1:28)

I AM SO EXCITED, MAN.

I JUST GOT MY NOTICE IN THE MAIL

LAST WEEK.

THIS IS TICKLING ME PINK.

MAN, I AM SCHEDULED TO MARRY

J.LO DECEMBER 2009.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HOW COOL IS THAT?

APPARENTLY WE'RE ALL GETTING

A SHOT.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE

GOING ON DOWN IN HER PANTIES

THAT'S SO SPECIAL FOR PETE'S

SAKE?

GUY'S LEAVING THEIR WIVES,

THEIR FAMILIES, THEIR JOBS.

WHAT, DOES SHE GOT A WET BAR

DOWN THERE?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[LAUGHTER]

THEY SAY IT'S HER BUTT 'CAUSE

SHE GOT A BIG BUTT.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I'M FROM WISCONSIN, IF YOU THINK

JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS A BIG BUTT,

YOU HAVE NEVER FREAKIN' BEEN TO

WISCONSIN, OKAY?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BIG BUTT

FOR A THIRD GRADER IN WISCONSIN.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

SHE GOT A LITTLE STARTER KIT

BUTT.

BRING THAT BUTT IN, YOU GO ON

THE BBC DIET, BEER, BACON AND

CHEESE.

AFTER ABOUT EIGHT YEARS NOW

YOU GOT A WISCONSIN BUTT.

THAT WHEN IT'S WALKING AWAY

FROM YOU LOOKS LIKE TWO HOGS

FIGHTING OVER A HERSHEY'S KISS.

THAT'S...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

A WISCONSIN BUTT.

I OUGHT TO KNOW.

I GOT ONE, MAN.

I GOT THE CLASSIC ITALIAN MALE

BODY.

I GOT THE ASS OF A 270-POUND MAN

AND THE CHEST OF A SMALL

ROMANIAN GYMNAST.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

WHAT KIND OF PRACTICAL JOKE

IS THAT?

I CAN'T STOP EATING.

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