David Feldman - Sex Education

  • Season 7 , Ep 19
  • 06/19/2003
  • Views: 3,136

Sex education begins at home. (1:11)

David Feldman: THEY'RE TEACHING

SEX EDUCATION NOW IN OUR

ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS.

I AM SORRY, I AM AGAINST

THE TEACHING OF SEX EDUCATION.

I DON'T NEED SOME PERVERT COMING

INTO MY DAUGHTER'S CLASSROOM

AND TEACHING HER HOW TO WEAR

A TROJAN.

IF YOU WANNA WIPE OUT TEEN

PREGNANCY, IT BEGINS AT HOME.

IT'S THE PARENTS' RESPONSIBILITY

TO SIT YOUR CHILDREN DOWN

AND TEACH THEM SHAME FOR THEIR

BODIES.

[LAUGHTER]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT

I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU?

OUR GREATEST WEAPON AGAINST

TEEN PREGNANCY IS INSTILLING

IN OUR CHILDREN A SENSE OF

SELF-LOATHING...

[LAUGHTER]

BECAUSE WE HAVE AN EPIDEMIC

OF YOUNG AMERICANS WHO SEE

THEIR NAKED BODIES AND DON'T

KNOW IT'S THE WORK OF SATAN.

[LAUGHTER]

AMERICAN TEENAGERS ARE 6 TIMES

MORE LIKELY TO GET PREGNANT

THAN FRENCH TEENAGERS.

AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

IT TELLS YOU THAT AMERICAN

TEENAGERS ARE BETTER LOOKING.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT I SAY LET'S LEARN FROM

THE FRENCH.

DON'T HAND OUT CONDOMS

TO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS.

TAKE AWAY THEIR DEODORANT.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND ANY

PARISIANS HERE TONIGHT.

I KNOW WE HAVE A COUPLE IN

THE AUDIENCE, I CAN SMELL 'EM.

[LAUGHTER]

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