Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up

  • Season 1 , Ep 13
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 4,587

Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch. (2:03)

(Tim Young)CELL PHONE SERVICE.

I HAD TO CALL THEM ANDBREAK UP WITH THEM.

HAS ANYONE EVERTRIED THAT?

IT WAS THE HARDEST BREAKUPI'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.

THE AT&T GUY TURNED INTOA WHINY BITCH ON THE PHONE.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I STARTED ACTING LIKEIT WAS A BREAKUP.

I'D LIKE TO DISCONTINUEMY SERVICE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I DON'T WANTSERVICE ANYMORE.

THREE YEARS MEANSNOTHING TO YOU?

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME.

I'M IN LOVE WITH VERIZON.

AT&T RUINED MYLAST RELATIONSHIP

BECAUSE I WOULD GET YELLEDAT FOR BAD RECEPTION.

'CAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE'DGET ANGRY AT ME FOR IT.

YOU EVER...

YOU EVER...

HELLO--I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

WHAT, WHAT?

WHY DON'T YOU CALLME BACK WHEN YOU CANGET A BETTER SIGNAL?

I WAS SO SCARED OFHER, I'D APOLOGIZE.

I'M SORRY, HONEY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEENSTANDING SO FAR AWAYFROM THE SATELLITE.

I'LL TRY TO GET THOSECOORDINATES FROM THE CIA...

SO I CAN CATER TO YOUREVERY RIDICULOUS COMPLAINT.

SHE WAS A BITCH.

(Nick)HEY, WHY ARE WEDOING THIS, ANYWAY?

I TOLD YOU, IT'S A GAME.

WHAT'D SLEEPING UGLYGIVE YOU FOR LUNCH?

BAKED BEANS--SAME AS YOU.

PERFECT.

THIS IS A LITTLE GAME WELIKE TO CALL "TURTLE."

THE OBJECT IS TO GETUNDER THE BLANKET

AND STAY THERE AS LONGAS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.

FIRST BABY TO POP HISHEAD OUT IS THE TURTLE.

OH, SOUNDS THRILLING.

NOW WHAT?

(Patrice)SHH... JUST WAIT.

(Nick)UHH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

(Nick farts)

(Patrice)OH, MAN, YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

DAMN, THAT IS SOMESTINKIN' ASS AIR.

OH, GOD, I CAN'T...

YEAH, YOU LIKETHAT, BABY, HUH?

I KNOW YOU DO.

UGH, LET ME GO.

I-I CAN'T STAND IT NO MORE!

AH HA, TURTLE!

CHASED AWAY BY YOUR OWNDIRTY, STINKIN' RANK AIR.

THAT'S JUST SAD.

GOD, I THINK IGOT BRAIN DAMAGE.

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