Pablo Francisco - They Climb Over the Wall

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Pablo Francisco wants to know why one guy won't accept a sandwich. (2:43)

I LOVE THE LATINOS, JUST,

YOU KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW--JUST, I DON'T

KNOW; SOMETIMES I DON'T GET IT,

YOU KNOW?

[deep voice] THEY CLIMB.

THEY GO THROUGH THE DESERT.

THEY CLIMB OVER THE WALL.

[Latino accent] THEN THEY

GO THROUGH SOCIETY.

"HOPEFULLY I DON'T GET CAUGHT."

THEY GO RIGHT FRONT.

[deep voice] THEY LOOK LIKE

EGYPTIANS IN FRONT OF A GAS

STATION.

"HELLO? SI? HELLO?"

'CAUSE WHEN THE POLICE COME,

THAT'S WHEN THEY--[whooshes]

[high-pitched whimper]

[whistling]

I TRY, YOU KNOW, I TRY TO DO

MY PART.

YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO HELP OUT.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT--I TRIED

TO DO, YOU KNOW.

ME AND MY FRIEND, ASHLEY--

I GO, "YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA

DO--WE'RE GONNA BUY A BUNCH

OF SUBWAY SANDWICHES.

WE'LL BUY SOME SUBWAY

SANDWICHES AND TRY TO, YOU KNOW,

HELP 'EM OUT."

SO I--WE DROVE OVER TO THEM,

AND WE HAD A BUNCH, LIKE,

FIVE SANDWICHES.

AND I GO--

[speaking Spanish]

YOU KNOW, AND THEY ALL RUN UP TO

THE CAR.

[high-pitched whimpering]

RIGHT?

"HA! HOLA?"

HOLY SMOKE.

BUT THERE WAS ONE--LIKE, HE WAS

KIND OF STUCK-UP.

HE WAS, LIKE, KIND OF BIG.

"HEY.

NO."

LIKE, WAIT.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY?

I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S UP

WITH HIM.

"NO."

I WAS LIKE, "COME ON OVER HERE.

WE'VE GOT SANDWICHES.

COME ON."

"NO.

NO.

[whimpering]

"NO, SI.

SI, NO."

SO I GIVE HIM A SANDWICH,

AND HE'S LIKE, "MMM."

I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S WRONG?"

HE GOES, "NO CHIPS?"

WHAT? COME ON, WHY CAN'T I MAKE

FUN OF HIM?

COME ON, THEY'RE OUT THERE,

BECAUSE PEOPLE, THEY PUT IT

OUT THERE.

THE REASON I MAKE FUN OF THINGS:

PEOPLE PUT IT OUT THERE.

THAT'S WHY IT'S HERE.

YOU KNOW, COME ON, DEATH METAL.

COME ON, I SWEAR TO GOD, TECHNO

GUYS CAN USE DEATH METAL

IN THEIR ACT.

[demonic techno beats]

♪ YOU'RE GONNA DIE ♪

AND THE DEATH METAL SINGER, MAN,

HE SINGS LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW WHY HE SINGS LIKE THAT?

YOU KNOW WHY?

"BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHEN I WAS A KID...

MY DADDY TOUCHED ME IN

MY BUNG-BUNG WHEN I WAS A KID.

LISTEN TO ME, MAN.

AND THAT'S WHY I SING LIKE THAT.

[demonic growling]

♪ MY DADDY TOUCHED

♪ MY BUNGHOLE

♪ HIS DADDY TOUCHED HIM

♪ IN HIS ASS

♪ HE'S GONNA DIE ♪

IT'S HILARIOUS.

DEATH METAL--THAT'S ALL DEATH

METAL IS, ISN'T IT?

SOME GUY YELLING--

[singing nonsense]

HOW DO YOU WRITE MUSIC

LIKE THAT?

DO YOU DROP A CIGARETTE

ON YOURSELF?

[singing nonsense]

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