Kyle Dunnigan - Getting Dumped

  • Season 11 , Ep 16
  • 03/15/2007
  • Views: 12,446

THAT'S THE NAME OFMY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OH, NO, TIFFANY, I JUST DROPPED THIS.

I'LL HAVE TO GET IT WITH MY ASS MUSCLES.

OH YEAH

LIKE, OH YEAH

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- THAT WAS STUPID. I'M SORRY. - [LAUGHTER]

I JUST GOT DUMPED, YOU GUYS. YEAH, WHAT?

"WHO WOULD LET THIS GO,"YOU SAY TO YOURSELVES.

- I DON'T KNOW. IS SHE CRAZY? - [LAUGHTER]

WE WEREN'T A GOOD MATCH,

YOU KNOW, I'M A GEMINI.SHE'S A WHORE.

- THAT CLASHES.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HER DOG ATTACKED ME. THAT'S HOW WE MET.

THAT'S A BAD OMEN, YOU KNOW. AND SHE BLAMED ME LIKE IT WAS

MY FAULT. SHE GOES, "DON'T RUN, IT FREAKS HIM OUT MORE. AH."

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS RUNNING FOR MY LIFE. WHAT DOES SHE WANT ME TO DO, STOP?

LIKE ALL OF A SUDDENA RAGING DOG'S GONNA GO,

"OH, HE STOPPED. OH, FORGET IT. HE STOPPED.

- I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS." - [LAUGHTER]

IT WAS A GERMAN SHEPHERD, TOO.

A GERMAN SHEPHERD. BE MORE LIKE, [MIMICKING GERMAN].

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SO I TURN AROUND TO SEE THIS DOG IN MID-AIR LIKE, "ARRR!"

AND I WAS LIKE, "N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O."

AND SHE WAS LIKE "SLOW MOTIONFREAKS HIM OUT MORE. OH MY GOD."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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