#HashtagWars - #SuperBowlImprovements

  • Season 1 , Ep 01017
  • 02/03/2014
  • Views: 557

The comedians come up with suggestions for how to make the big game ever bigger. (1:46)

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AGAIN, LAST NIGHT WAS A

THRASHING IN THE SPORT OF

FOOTBALLING, FORCING PEOPLE TO

DOT UNTHINKABLE AT SUPER BOWL

PARTIES-- HAVE ACTUAL

CONVERSATION ABOUT THINGS.

WE DO NOT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN

AGAIN, WHICH IS WHY TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG IS

#SUPERBOWLIMPROVEMENTS,

#SUPERBOWLIMPROVEMENTS.

NOW, 115 MILLION PEOPLE DID

WATCH THE SUPER BOWL.

STILL THINK THERE ARE THINGS

THAT COULD BE IMPROVED ON.

EXAMPLES WOULD BRUNO ON MARS, OR

RED VELVET URINAL CAKES.

OR CONCUSSION CAMS-- OH, THAT

WOULD BE SO RAD.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK.

STARTING NOW, GO.

YES, DOUG?

>> STRIPPERS ON THE GOALPOST.

>> Chris: SURE, POINTS!

HERZOG?

>> MORE PENETRATION IN THE END

ZONE.

>> Chris: WHOA!

ALWAYS POINTS FOR THAT, MY

FRIEND.

MEGAN NEURINGER?

>> NOT FOOTBALL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WHAT?

THAT'S UNAMERICAN.

POINTS!

DOUG BENSON?

>> THE PLAYERS HAVE TO PUT ON A

HALFTIME SHOW.

>> Chris: OH, THAT WOULD BE

AMAZE-TASTIC.

POINTS.

YES, HERZOG?

>> MASCOT CANNON-- YOU SHOOT THE

MASCOT INTO THE STANDS.

(LAUGHTER)

MEGAN?

(BUZZER SOUNDING)

NO, SAY IT ANYWAY!

(BLEEP) THE BUZZER!

LET'S DO THIS!

>> JOE NAMATH NIP SLIP.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS, FOR SURE.

SETH HERZOG?

>> REPLACE COIN TOSS WITH PIE

EATING CONTEST.

IT MIGHT TAKE LONGER, BUT IT

WOULD BE MORE FUN.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

DOUG BENSON?

>> WEED?

(LAUGHTER)

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