Were-Jew Road Rage

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 07/06/2011
  • Views: 8,984

Jon's temper erupts after a van of Hassidic Jews cuts him off. (1:53)

- IT ALWAYS GOES WELL.

- WELL, IT WAS BRUNCH.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOINGTHIS WEEKEND?

- UH...I HAVE SWIMMING LESSONS.

- YOU DON'T KNOWHOW TO SWIM?

- I-I DO.I'M JUST TRYING TO GET BETTER.

[horn honks, tires screech]

HEY!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JESUS CHRIST!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU JUST CUT ME OFF!- WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,

MY FRIEND?- LET ME LOCK THE DOOR.

- EXCUSE ME?WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

- YOU SHOULDN'T BE SPEEDINGON THIS ROAD.

- YOU JUST PULLED OUTRIGHT IN FRONT OF US.

[overlapping yelling]LOOK IN YOUR MIRROR!

DON'T TELL ME TO GETBACK IN MY VAN.

LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!- I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.40 YEARS I DRIVE.

GO AWAY, GO AWAY.- YOU PEOPLE THINK

YOU OWN THE ROAD!- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU PEOPLE?

- COME ON OUT! LET'S GO.[overlapping shouting]

- OKAY, NOW HE'S GETTINGOUT OF THE CAR.

- NO, I'M JEWISH,SO WE'RE ALL RIGHT!

- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT--- I JUST HAPPEN TO HIT PEOPLE

WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!LOOK IN THE MIRROR

WHEN YOU PULL OUT,OTHERWISE YOU'LL KILL SOMEONE!

- SHUT UP! GO AWAY!

DON'T YOU PUSH ME,[bleep]FACE!

- I JUST DID.I WILL PUSH YOU!

I WILL PUSH YOU.WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

AAH!

[overlapping shouting]

HE BIT ME!

- I TOLD YOUTO GET BACK IN YOUR VAN!

- YOU BIT ME!

- COURSE I BIT YOU.

- [bleep]!

[tires squealing][bleep] YOU!

- YOU [bleep] MANIAC!

YOU BIT ME!

JESUS CHRIST!- YOU CAN'T DO THAT, JON.

- WHAT?- YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

- DO WHAT?

- YOU'VE GOT SOME SORTOF AN ANGER PROBLEM--

- SHUT THE [bleep] UP, LEO!- OH, [bleep] YOU.

- JUST GET IN!NATHAN, GET IN!

I'M GETTING OUT HERE.

- WHAT?- WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I WOULDN'T WAIT.I'M GONNA BE A WHILE.

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?- SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

- JON!

- WHERE'S HE GOING?

- WHO CARES?

- WELL, WHO'S GONNA DRIVE?

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