Ty Barnett - Labels Everywhere

  • Season 10, Ep 2
  • 02/16/2006
  • Views: 7,551

Ty proposes a solution to racism. (2:58)

YOU COULD PROMOTE A CLAN RALLY. YOU COULD.

THEY'D BE LIKE, "I CAN'T BELIEVETHEY PUTTING THIS RACIST [BLEEP]

IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!""YEAH, BUT YOU SEE THEM

- BIG BOOTY BITCHES THOUGH?" - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SOME OF Y'ALL LAUGHED, OKAY.

I'M JUST SAYING IT WOULD BE WEIRD, YOU KNOW.

THEY'D BE TRYING TO HAVEA WET SHEET CONTEST.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I GIVE CREDIT TO THEFEW WHITE PEOPLE THAT'SLAUGHING RIGHT NOW.

'CAUSE THE REST OF Y'ALL LOOKING AT THE BLACK PEOPLE

LIKE, "DON'T LAUGH. THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US.

"I KNOW IT WAS FUNNY.WE'LL LAUGH WHEN WE GETTO THE CAR, PLEASE.

PLEASE, DON'T START NO [BLEEP] IN HERE, PLEASE."

PEOPLE STILL GET UPSET WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT RACE.

THIS ONE GUY ASKED ME LAST WEEK, HE'S LIKE, "TY,

"DO YOU THINK RACE RELATIONS HAVE GOTTEN BETTER IN THIS COUNTRY?"

AND I HAD TO THINK ABOUT HOW TO ANSWER HIS QUESTION.

SO, I WAS LIKE, "WELL, AH, OFFICER...

[LAUGHTER]

IF YOU WOULD RELEASE THE CHOKE HOLD..."

HELL NO. RACE RELATIONSAIN'T GOT BETTER.

YOU KNOW WHY THOUGH? 'CAUSE WE PUT LABELS ON EVERYTHING...

EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY.

IF YOU'RE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AND THE ROAD IS ICY...

BLACK ICE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU AIN'TNEVER HEARD IT BEFORE.

LOOK, SHE'S SITTING THERE LIKE, "THAT'S JUST WRONG. I CALL IT

- AFRICAN-AMERICAN ICE." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I SAW A REPORT ON CNN. THE REPORT SAID,

"THE KILLER BEES ARE COMING.THE KILLER BEES."

BUT THESE WERE KILLER BEESBECAUSE THEY WERE "AFRICANIZED."

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT THE- WHAT ARE THESE HIP-HOP BEES?

LIKE THEY GONNA COME IN HERE AND STING EVERYBODY EXCEPT ME,

THIS ROW...

- AND HALF OF HIM. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

TOO MANY LABELS.

BUT I DON'T JUST TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEM I PROVIDE SOLUTIONS.

HE'S LIKE "OH, [BLEEP]."NO, CHECK IT OUT.

SINCE ALL RACISM COME FROM STEREOTYPES,

I THINK WE SHOULD SWITCH STEREOTYPES

- EVERY 30 DAYS.- [LAUGHTER]

NO, CHECK IT OUT. THE STEREOTYPES THAT APPLY TO ONE CULTURE

SWITCH IT UP.

THAT WAY IF I EVER GOT PULLED OVER THE COP WOULD BE LIKE,

"WE STOPPED YOU 'CAUSE YOU MATCHED THE DESCRIPTION OF A CARJACKING SUSPECT."

"NO, NO, NO, OFFICER, IF YOU WOULD CHECK YOUR CALENDAR

- YOU MATCH THE DESCRIPTION." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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