A mating ritual of the human.
is a mind-boggling dance.
First, the male chooses a mate who is much more
intelligent and attractive than he is.
Then he begins to obsess over her,
consulting her Facebook page up to 50 times a day,
often pleasuring himself to her likeness
to the point of exhaustion.
Months can pass with no word from the mate.
[cell phone vibrates] Then, suddenly...
- Linda? narrator: She will
make contact.- No, no, it's not a problem.
I'm right nearby.I'll be right there.
narrator: Usually when she needs help
moving large objects.
Or when somebody else has canceled
their plans with her last-minute.
Somewhere in this complex dance,
- Well, I got a lot of notes.
For starters, I think we needten more frames
of Jeff jerking offto help with the pacing.