[Hail to the Chief plays]
- GOOD EVENING,MY FELLOW AMERICANS.
I JUST WANT TO THANK YOUFOR YOUR CONTINUED FAITH IN--
- WE WON, MOTHER[bleep]ERS!
[screaming]WE WON!
- THAT'S MY ANGER TRANSLATOR,LUTHER.
- WHOO!
YEAH! WHAT'S UP?
[humming]♪ MM MM-MM MM
♪ MM MM MM-MM
- BUT I WANT TO WISHMY OPPONENT, MITT ROMNEY, WELL.
HE RAN A GOOD CAMPAIGN.
- TAKE THAT [bleep]BACK TO THE LAB, MITT,
'CAUSE YOU LOST!
- AND NOW WE MOVE FORWARDWITH PRESSING ISSUES.
- WE GONNA PASS HEALTHCARE AGAIN.
NOW WHAT, BITCHES?
- WHILE WE HAD HUGE TURNOUTFROM OUR FAITHFUL SUPPORTERS...
- THANK YOU, BLACK FOLKS!
WE MADE IT TO TWO ELECTIONSIN A ROW, MAN!
NOW HOW HARD WAS THAT?
- ALL YOUR VOTES WERE CRUCIALIN THIS VICTORY.
- WHITE PEOPLEWHO VOTED FOR ME,
Y'ALL ARE ALL NOWHONORARY BLACK PEOPLE.
- SO THANK YOUFOR YOUR SUPPORT.
- AND [bleep] YOUIF YOU TRIED TO [bleep] ME!
I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEYTHEY TRIED TO SPEND
TO GET RID OF THIS?
MILLIONS, SON!I SAID MILLIONS!
BUT YOU COULDN'T GET RIDOF IT, [bleep].
AW, NAW.
YEAH, CAN'T TOUCH THIS.
- LUTHER.
N--LUTHER,WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
NO HAMMER DANCING.
- COME ON, "B"!
WE WON!LET'S DO IT, DOG!
- NO, I'M, UH,I-I-I TOLD YOU,
I DON'T WANT YOUDOING IT WRONG.
- OHH.- YOU GOTTA GET IT RIGHT.
- OHH!- IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT--
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT,THAT'S RIGHT.
SAY IT, THOUGH.SAY IT!
- NOW, I-I-I TOLD YOU, HOMEBOY,YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS.