[Hail to the Chief plays]

- GOOD EVENING,MY FELLOW AMERICANS.

I JUST WANT TO THANK YOUFOR YOUR CONTINUED FAITH IN--

- WE WON, MOTHER[bleep]ERS!

[screaming]WE WON!

- THAT'S MY ANGER TRANSLATOR,LUTHER.

- WHOO!

YEAH! WHAT'S UP?

[humming]♪ MM MM-MM MM

♪ MM MM MM-MM

- BUT I WANT TO WISHMY OPPONENT, MITT ROMNEY, WELL.

HE RAN A GOOD CAMPAIGN.

- TAKE THAT [bleep]BACK TO THE LAB, MITT,

'CAUSE YOU LOST!

- AND NOW WE MOVE FORWARDWITH PRESSING ISSUES.

- WE GONNA PASS HEALTHCARE AGAIN.

NOW WHAT, BITCHES?

- WHILE WE HAD HUGE TURNOUTFROM OUR FAITHFUL SUPPORTERS...

- THANK YOU, BLACK FOLKS!

WE MADE IT TO TWO ELECTIONSIN A ROW, MAN!

NOW HOW HARD WAS THAT?

- ALL YOUR VOTES WERE CRUCIALIN THIS VICTORY.

- WHITE PEOPLEWHO VOTED FOR ME,

Y'ALL ARE ALL NOWHONORARY BLACK PEOPLE.

- SO THANK YOUFOR YOUR SUPPORT.

- AND [bleep] YOUIF YOU TRIED TO [bleep] ME!

I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEYTHEY TRIED TO SPEND

TO GET RID OF THIS?

MILLIONS, SON!I SAID MILLIONS!

BUT YOU COULDN'T GET RIDOF IT, [bleep].

AW, NAW.

YEAH, CAN'T TOUCH THIS.

- LUTHER.

N--LUTHER,WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

NO HAMMER DANCING.

- COME ON, "B"!

WE WON!LET'S DO IT, DOG!

- NO, I'M, UH,I-I-I TOLD YOU,

I DON'T WANT YOUDOING IT WRONG.

- OHH.- YOU GOTTA GET IT RIGHT.

- OHH!- IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT--

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

- OH, THAT'S RIGHT,THAT'S RIGHT.

SAY IT, THOUGH.SAY IT!

- NOW, I-I-I TOLD YOU, HOMEBOY,YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS.