AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR TONIGHT'S

#HASHTAGWARS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE ON SUNDAY

AND THAT MEANS TWO THINGS: OSCARPARTIES AND HANGOVERS ON MONDAY.

SO TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#DRUNKFILMS.

EXAMPLES WOULD BE CAPTAIN MORGANPHILLIPS, LAST OF THE MOJITOS,

OR MILLER'S GENUINE DRAFTCROSSING.

(LAUGHTER)I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK, AND GO!

ANDY.

>> WHISKY DICK TRACY.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: I CAN'T GET A BONER

RIGHT NOW.

POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> D.U.I. HEART HUCKABEES.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

CORDDRY.

>> IT'S A MADD, MADD, MADD,MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS, POINTS.

WELL DONE.

ANDY.

>> SCHINDLER'S WINE LIST.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEUGLY AND I (BLEEP) ALL THREE.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS!

POINTS.

ANDY.

>> KEG STAND BY ME.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

ANDY DALY.

>> A CLOCKWORK ORANGE JUICE ANDVODKA ALSO KNOWN AS A CLOCKWORK

SCREWDRIVER.

>> Chris: YES, CLOCKWORKSCREWDRIVER, WELL PLAYED.

YES, POINTS.

ROB CORDDRY.

>> THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OFMILLER LIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: YES, I WILL GIVE YOU

THAT.

ANDY.

>> 12-YEAR-OLD SCOTCH A SLAVE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: LISTEN, AUDIENCE OFWHITE PEOPLE, CALM DOWN.

(LAUGHTER)NO RACIAL BOUNDARIES HAVE BEEN

VIOLATED IN THE PREVIOUS JOKE.

IT IS OKAY.

POINTS TO ANDY DALY.

>> THAT WAS IN GOOD TASTE.

>> I AM LEGEND AND I AM ANALCOHOLIC.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: POINTS, WELL DONE,

ROB CORDDRY.