- [Interviewer] How did you prepare for this roast?
- Wait I was supposed to prepare?
- [Interviewer] Who has softer features,
David Spade or Rob Lowe?
- Rob Lowe, oh probably David Spade.
'Cause David Spade doesn't look
like he had plastic surgery.
- I'm even shocked.
- I'd rather (bleep)Rob if I had to choose.
- [Rob] He's gonna suck.
- Hey how are you?
- He's gonna suck.
- Wouldn't want to be Rob Lowe tonight.
I'm gonna (bleep) you in the ass.
I can't say that can I?
Is this live?
- [Interviewer] Whatdo you think Rob Lowe's
best and worst roles are?
- Well everybody knows the big one,
at the 1988 Democratic National Convention.
- I'm trying to think.
Was Ann Coulter here?
- I could see myself laying them
both down by the fire.
You know what I mean?
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