Juston McKinney - Hitchhiker

  • Season 12 , Ep 16
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 3,824

Juston asks a hitchhiker for directions, but doesn't pick him up. (1:35)

I WAS LOST.AND I NEEDED DIRECTIONS.

SO, I FIGURED I'D PULL OVERAND ASK THIS HITCHHIKER.

BUT I KIND OF FELT LIKE A DICK'CAUSE I DIDN'T GIVE HIM A RIDE.

HE'S LIKE "I'M GOING THAT WAY."NOT WITH ME YOU'RE NOT.

I'M SORRY, DUDE.I WATCH TOO MUCH TV.

I GET LOST ALL THE TIME.IS ANYONE ELSE LIKE ME?

AND MAPQUEST DOESN'T HELP.DOESN'T IT SUCK, MAPQUEST?

COULD THAT THINGBE ANYMORE SPECIFIC?

I'M ALMOST TO THE BOTTOMOF THE FIRST PAGE.

I'M NOT EVEN OUTMY FRONT DOOR YET.

IT'S LIKETAKE RIGHT OUT BEDROOM.

GO SOUTH BOUND DOWN HALLWAY.TAKE LEFT THROUGH KITCHEN.

- MERGE ONTO PORCH.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

YOU GOT LIKE12 PAGES OF DIRECTIONS.

IT'S LIKE ESTIMATED TIME:TEN MINUTES.

I'M LIKE, JEEZ.USED UP ALL YOUR INK.

THAT MAPQUEST IS A SCAM.I BET THAT MAPQUEST GUYDOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CAR.

IT'S PROBABLY TWO DUDESBACK THERE SMOKIN' POT.

[Inhales] "DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.

"I'M GONNA HAVE THIS GUYGO AROUND HIS BLOCK FOUR TIMES.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"HAVE HIM TAKE A LEFT ON A ROADTHAT DOESN'T FRICKIN' EXIST.

- WATCH THIS."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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