Lloyd's Tee/Tea Time

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 08/03/2004
  • Views: 26,118

When Lloyd confuses a tea shop with a golf course, he immediately starts sharing the funny mix-up with everyone he knows. (3:17)

(phone ringing)

(ring)

(beep)

RAMONDO'S. MAY I HELP YOU?

(Man) UH, YES, I'D LIKETO MAKE A TEE TIME FOR FOUR

THIS WEDNESDAY, ABOUT 3:00IN THE AFTERNOON.

OKAY.

UH, WHAT IS--WHAT'S PAR ON THE COURSE?

IS IT 72?

I'M SORRY.WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, I'D LIKE TO MAKEA TEE TIME FOR A FOURSOME.

WHO IS THIS?

MY NAME IS LLOYD.

LLOYD?

YEAH.

OKAY, WELL,THIS IS A TEAROOM. TEA.

OH! TEA!

YEAH, WE HAVE,LIKE, AFTERNOON TEA.

YOU KNOW, LIKE--

(laughing)

THIS IS A HOOT! I COULD--T-E-A, NOT T-E-E!

CORRECT.

(laughing)OH, THAT IS THE BEST!

OH, THAT IS RICH.OKAY. IT MADE MY DAY.

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE--'CAUSE I SURE COULDN'T

SHOW UP THEREAND START HITTING A GOLF BALL.

NO, NO. WE REALLYWOULDN'T LIKE THAT.

YOU MIGHT HIT ONEOF THE FRAGILE TEACUPS.

TEACUPS! "T-E-A" CUPS.

FORE! LOOK OUT!HITTING THROUGH THE CRUMPETS.

OH, THIS IS A GUT BUSTER.TOO WILD. TOO RICH.

I TELL YOU--

IF YOU EVER WANT SOME TEA,COME ON DOWN, BUT--

ALL RIGHT, I WILL.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL SOMEONEELSE, THOUGH, TO PLAY GOLF.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.YOU'RE WELCOME.

BYE-BYE NOW.BYE-BYE.

(phone rings)

FRANCESCA'S.MAY I HELP YOU?

UH, HI, THIS IS LLOYD AGAIN.I JUST CALLED IN.

YEAH, LLOYD.

I MADE THE MISTAKE OF--

I GOT A BUDDY CONFERENCED IN.HE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.HI.

TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED.HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.THIS IS SUCH A HOOT.

THIS IS A TEAROOM,FRANCESCA'S TEAROOM,

AND HE CALLS UP ASKING MEABOUT TEE TIME.

AND I'M TAKINGHIS RESERVATION,

AND HE STARTS ASKING MEWHAT THE PAR ON THE COURSE IS.

I'M, LIKE, "UH..."(laughing)

ISN'T THAT A HOOT?

UNBELIEVABLE!THAT IS A HOOT.

YEAH, THAT IS A HOOT.

I MEAN,THAT'S REALLY A HOOT.

THAT'S REALLY A HOOT,I TOLD YOU IT WAS A HOOT.

THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE.I MEAN, GOSH, THAT'S A HOOT!

THERE'S A LOT OF WORDSTHAT ARE SIMILAR,

AND IT'S EASYTO CONFUSE THEM,

AND THAT'SWHAT HAPPENED HERE,

IS THAT I HEARDTHE WORD "TEA,"

AND I THOUGHT THE WORD "T-E-E,"NOT "T-E-A."

RIGHT.

AND I--I CAN'T BELIEVE IT STILL.

(laughing)

WELL, I HOPEYOU HAVE A GOOD TIME--

HEY, IT'S A GOOD THING

YOU DIDN'T ASKHOW THE GREENS WERE.

SHE WOULD HAVE TRIEDTO SELL YOU A SALAD.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.THE GREEN FEE.

YEAH, THAT'S SALAD.WHAT A HOOT!

OH, THAT IS A HOOT.THAT REALLY IS A HOOT.

YOU GOTTA EXPLAIN ITTO MY BROTHER BOB.

HE'S A LITTLE--

WOULD SOMEONELIKE TO TELL ME

WHAT ALLTHIS LAUGHING'S ABOUT?

I CALLED A TEAROOM--

"T-E-A" ROOM--FOR A T-E-E TIME.

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME

IT'S A PLACETHAT SERVES TEA,

NOT A GOLF COURSE.

(laughing)

(Men laughing)

I COULD--OH, THAT IS THE BEST!

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