(phone ringing)
(ring)
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RAMONDO'S. MAY I HELP YOU?
(Man) UH, YES, I'D LIKETO MAKE A TEE TIME FOR FOUR
THIS WEDNESDAY, ABOUT 3:00IN THE AFTERNOON.
OKAY.
UH, WHAT IS--WHAT'S PAR ON THE COURSE?
IS IT 72?
I'M SORRY.WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WELL, I'D LIKE TO MAKEA TEE TIME FOR A FOURSOME.
WHO IS THIS?
MY NAME IS LLOYD.
LLOYD?
YEAH.
OKAY, WELL,THIS IS A TEAROOM. TEA.
OH! TEA!
YEAH, WE HAVE,LIKE, AFTERNOON TEA.
YOU KNOW, LIKE--
(laughing)
THIS IS A HOOT! I COULD--T-E-A, NOT T-E-E!
CORRECT.
(laughing)OH, THAT IS THE BEST!
OH, THAT IS RICH.OKAY. IT MADE MY DAY.
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE--'CAUSE I SURE COULDN'T
SHOW UP THEREAND START HITTING A GOLF BALL.
NO, NO. WE REALLYWOULDN'T LIKE THAT.
YOU MIGHT HIT ONEOF THE FRAGILE TEACUPS.
TEACUPS! "T-E-A" CUPS.
FORE! LOOK OUT!HITTING THROUGH THE CRUMPETS.
OH, THIS IS A GUT BUSTER.TOO WILD. TOO RICH.
I TELL YOU--
IF YOU EVER WANT SOME TEA,COME ON DOWN, BUT--
ALL RIGHT, I WILL.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL SOMEONEELSE, THOUGH, TO PLAY GOLF.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.YOU'RE WELCOME.
BYE-BYE NOW.BYE-BYE.
(phone rings)
FRANCESCA'S.MAY I HELP YOU?
UH, HI, THIS IS LLOYD AGAIN.I JUST CALLED IN.
YEAH, LLOYD.
I MADE THE MISTAKE OF--
I GOT A BUDDY CONFERENCED IN.HE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.HI.
TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED.HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.THIS IS SUCH A HOOT.
THIS IS A TEAROOM,FRANCESCA'S TEAROOM,
AND HE CALLS UP ASKING MEABOUT TEE TIME.
AND I'M TAKINGHIS RESERVATION,
AND HE STARTS ASKING MEWHAT THE PAR ON THE COURSE IS.
I'M, LIKE, "UH..."(laughing)
ISN'T THAT A HOOT?
UNBELIEVABLE!THAT IS A HOOT.
YEAH, THAT IS A HOOT.
I MEAN,THAT'S REALLY A HOOT.
THAT'S REALLY A HOOT,I TOLD YOU IT WAS A HOOT.
THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE.I MEAN, GOSH, THAT'S A HOOT!
THERE'S A LOT OF WORDSTHAT ARE SIMILAR,
AND IT'S EASYTO CONFUSE THEM,
AND THAT'SWHAT HAPPENED HERE,
IS THAT I HEARDTHE WORD "TEA,"
AND I THOUGHT THE WORD "T-E-E,"NOT "T-E-A."
RIGHT.
AND I--I CAN'T BELIEVE IT STILL.
(laughing)
WELL, I HOPEYOU HAVE A GOOD TIME--
HEY, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU DIDN'T ASKHOW THE GREENS WERE.
SHE WOULD HAVE TRIEDTO SELL YOU A SALAD.
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.THE GREEN FEE.
YEAH, THAT'S SALAD.WHAT A HOOT!
OH, THAT IS A HOOT.THAT REALLY IS A HOOT.
YOU GOTTA EXPLAIN ITTO MY BROTHER BOB.
HE'S A LITTLE--
WOULD SOMEONELIKE TO TELL ME
WHAT ALLTHIS LAUGHING'S ABOUT?
I CALLED A TEAROOM--
"T-E-A" ROOM--FOR A T-E-E TIME.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
IT'S A PLACETHAT SERVES TEA,
NOT A GOLF COURSE.
(laughing)
(Men laughing)
I COULD--OH, THAT IS THE BEST!