Yahoo Answers - Paranormal Edition

  • Season 1 , Ep 0108
  • 10/31/2013
  • Views: 1,436

The panel answers real questions about the supernatural that were posted on Yahoo Answers. (2:26)

>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY YAHOOANSWERS, PARANORMAL EDITION.

YAHOO ANSWERS IS A GREAT WAY TOGET COMPLETELY INCORRECT

INFORMATION FROM ALL KINDS OFRANDOM PEOPLE.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELLTHEY DO ON YAHOO.

I'M GOING TO READ A REALQUESTION ABOUT THE PARANORMAL,

AND IF YOUR ANSWER IS BETTERTHAN OUR FAVORITE YAHOO ANSWER

YOU GET 250 POINTS.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

I CAN GET A GHOST PREGNANT?

MOSHE?

>> YES, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO GETTHE FETUS GHOST BUSTED.

( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )

>> LET'S SEE WHAT THE ACTUALANSWER WAS.

THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE COMMONTHAN YOU THINK.

THEY'RE JUST RARELY SEEN AS THEYARE INVISIBLE.

THIS GUY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT SEXFOR A VIRGIN.

>> ALL RIGHT, GOOD COMEBACK.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THATMOSHE KASHER.

HERE'S THE NEXT ONE-- A REALHAUPTED FLASH POSSESSED DOLL ON

E-BAY.

DO YOU THINK BUYING THIS ONE AGOOD IDEA?

>> IT DEPENDS.

ARE YOU BUYING IT FOR DECORATIONOR SEX?

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ).

>> I LIKE YOUR ODDS SO FAR.

LET'S SEE WHAT THE REAL ANSWERIS.

THE REAL ANSWER IS, "IF YOU WANTIT, BUY IT."

A TERRIBLE ANSWER.

POINTS TO STEVE AGEE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )NEXT ONE-- HOW DO I TELL MY MOM

SHE'S POSSESSED WITHOUT HURTINGHER FEELINGS?

MOSHE.

>> YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO USE"EYE" STATEMENTS INSTEAD OF

"YOU" STATEMENTS.

FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN YOU PROJECTILEVOMIT AND ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF

WITH A CRUCIFIX, I FEEL I'MLOVED.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> LET'S SEE.

LET'S SEE WHAT THE ACTUAL ANSWERWAS.

HIRE A PRIEST TO COME IN ANDPERFORM AN EXORICISM.

HOWEVER, DO NOT LET HER KNOWBEFOREHAND BECAUSE THER

POSSESSED SPIRIT MAY RUN WITHTHE BOBODIY.

MOSHE KASHER, I DO BELIEVE YOUGOT POINTS FOR THAT.

LAST ONE, CAN A GHOST PET A CAT?

( LAUGHTER )YES, STEVE AGEE?

>> GO ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF, LOSER.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> I DON'T CARE WHAT THE REALANSWER IS.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU POINTS FORTHAT.

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