Yahoo Answers - Paranormal Edition

  • Season 1 , Ep 0108
  • 10/31/2013
  • Views: 1,439

The panel answers real questions about the supernatural that were posted on Yahoo Answers. (2:21)

>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY YAHOO

ANSWERS, PARANORMAL EDITION.

YAHOO ANSWERS IS A GREAT WAY TO

GET COMPLETELY INCORRECT

INFORMATION FROM ALL KINDS OF

RANDOM PEOPLE.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL

THEY DO ON YAHOO.

I'M GOING TO READ A REAL

QUESTION ABOUT THE PARANORMAL,

AND IF YOUR ANSWER IS BETTER

THAN OUR FAVORITE YAHOO ANSWER

YOU GET 250 POINTS.

HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

I CAN GET A GHOST PREGNANT?

MOSHE?

>> YES, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO GET

THE FETUS GHOST BUSTED.

( APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS )

>> LET'S SEE WHAT THE ACTUAL

ANSWER WAS.

THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE COMMON

THAN YOU THINK.

THEY'RE JUST RARELY SEEN AS THEY

ARE INVISIBLE.

THIS GUY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT SEX

FOR A VIRGIN.

>> ALL RIGHT, GOOD COMEBACK.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT

MOSHE KASHER.

HERE'S THE NEXT ONE-- A REAL

HAUPTED FLASH POSSESSED DOLL ON

E-BAY.

DO YOU THINK BUYING THIS ONE A

GOOD IDEA?

>> IT DEPENDS.

ARE YOU BUYING IT FOR DECORATION

OR SEX?

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE ).

>> I LIKE YOUR ODDS SO FAR.

LET'S SEE WHAT THE REAL ANSWER

IS.

THE REAL ANSWER IS, "IF YOU WANT

IT, BUY IT."

A TERRIBLE ANSWER.

POINTS TO STEVE AGEE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

NEXT ONE-- HOW DO I TELL MY MOM

SHE'S POSSESSED WITHOUT HURTING

HER FEELINGS?

MOSHE.

>> YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO USE

"EYE" STATEMENTS INSTEAD OF

"YOU" STATEMENTS.

FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN YOU PROJECTILE

VOMIT AND ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF

WITH A CRUCIFIX, I FEEL I'M

LOVED.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> LET'S SEE.

LET'S SEE WHAT THE ACTUAL ANSWER

WAS.

HIRE A PRIEST TO COME IN AND

PERFORM AN EXORICISM.

HOWEVER, DO NOT LET HER KNOW

BEFOREHAND BECAUSE THER

POSSESSED SPIRIT MAY RUN WITH

THE BOBODIY.

MOSHE KASHER, I DO BELIEVE YOU

GOT POINTS FOR THAT.

LAST ONE, CAN A GHOST PET A CAT?

( LAUGHTER )

YES, STEVE AGEE?

>> GO ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF, LOSER.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

>> I DON'T CARE WHAT THE REAL

ANSWER IS.

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