Kevin Brennan - Chinese Food

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 01/25/1999
  • Views: 3,451

Kevin has a hard time ordering Chinese food. (1:08)

YOU HAVE A LOT OF DIFFERENTNATIONALITIES HERE, RIGHT?

WHERE I'M FROM, I SWEAR TO GOD,I'M, LIKE, A TARGET OF HATE.

I'M "WHITEY." I SWEAR TO GOD.

I GOT JUMPED ONE TIMEBY THESE GUYS WAS FROM INDIA

AND PEOPLE THINK, "OH, THEY'REOKAY. THEY'RE REALLY NICE."

THEY'RE NOT NICE.

THE GUY PUT A KNIFETO MY THROAT.

SO I DID AN IMPRESSION OF A COW

'CAUSE THEY'RE SACREDTO PEOPLE FROM INDIA...

AND THE GUY GAVE ME A RIDE HOME.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

HE WAS LIKE...HE WAS A GOOD SPORT.

SO, UM, ANY CHINESE PEOPLE HERE?

( clapping )

ARE YOU REALLY CHINESE?

YOU EVER TRY TO GETCHINESE FOOD

AND THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH?

YOU NEVER HAVE?

YOU CALL THE CHINESE PLACE

AND THE SCARY PART IS

YOU KNOW THAT ( bleep )IS THE BEST GUY

IN THE WHOLE PLACEWITH THE LANGUAGE

AND HE BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH.

JESUS CHRIST.

I'M YELLING AT THE GUYABOUT WHERE I LIVE.

I'M LIKE, "APARTMENT 4-A.'

4-A.

HE'S LIKE, "4-N, MISTER...

4-N."

I GO, "NO, 4-A-- LIKE APPLE."

HE'S LIKE,"HOW MANY APPLE YOU WANT?"

"YOU DON'T EVEN SELL APPLES."

"YOU COME PICK UP,YOU MISTER ANGRY."

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