The Colbert Report

World Record for Mexican Insults

Season 5 • 09/15/2009

Stephen won't let Mexico beat America's world record for world records.

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04:01

Conservatives Are Back
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Barack Obama's speech on health care reform is so moving it almost fools Lindsey Graham into clapping.
09/14/2009
05:11

Cory Booker
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Mayor Cory Booker discusses Newark's decreasing crime rate and gives Stephen the right to pee.
09/14/2009
05:27

Better Know a Lobby - Health Care for America Now
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Richard Kirsch must choose between saving universal health care or saving an old lady from drowning.
09/14/2009
03:58

Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift at the VMAs
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Kanye West's attack on Taylor Swift at the VMAs was actually an attack on Stephen.
09/14/2009
00:33

Intro - 9/14/09
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The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.
09/14/2009
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
09/14/2009
01:06

Stephen Loses World Record to Lou Dobbs
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Lou Dobbs beats Stephen with the world record for most insults to Mexico in a single broadcast.
09/15/2009
04:55

Christiane Amanpour
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Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."
09/15/2009
04:03

Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission - Jeffrey Toobin
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Jeffrey Toobin explains what will happen to elections if the Supreme Court decides in favor of corporations.
09/15/2009
06:11

The Word - Let Freedom Ka-Ching
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Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.
09/15/2009
02:43

World Record for Mexican Insults
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Stephen tries to set his own record for most insults to Mexico in a single nightly news broadcast.
09/15/2009
06:18

I's on Edjukashun - Muslim Textbooks & Tony Danza
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Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and Tony Danza teaches high school.
09/16/2009
02:40

Figgy Moonpowder
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If David Bowie is going to muscle into Stephen's turf by having a spider named after him, Stephen will introduce his alter ego, Figgy Moonpowder.
09/16/2009
02:09

Body Worlds Plans Cadaver Sex Exhibit
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The Body Worlds exhibit devoted to cadaver sex makes being dead look like too much fun.
09/16/2009
00:33

Intro - 9/16/09
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Stephen takes an in-depth look at education, and The Flaming Lips' two-story plush hippo doesn't get through security.
09/16/2009
04:43

Wayne Coyne
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Stephen asks The Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne how bad things must be in Oklahoma that "Do You Realize??" is its official rock song.
09/16/2009
03:35

Goat Lab
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Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goat to make its heart explode.
09/17/2009
04:10

Sport Report - U.S. Open & NFL Wheel of Scandal
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Juan Martin del Potro wins the U.S. Open, and Stephen predicts which NFL player will get in trouble next with the Wheel of Scandal.
09/17/2009
04:24

Goat Lab - Jon Ronson
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Jon Ronson explains why the U.S. military trained soldiers to use sparkly eyes on the enemy and kill goats with their minds.
09/17/2009
05:15

Frank Bruni
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Frank Bruni talks about mastering his addiction to compulsive eating as a food critic for the New York Times.
09/17/2009
00:06

Sign Off - Shofar Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight with his shofar.
09/22/2009
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