Juston McKinney - Hobby

  • Season 12, Ep 16
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 11,380

At 60 miles an hour, Juston's dad looks like a serial killer. (0:00)

MY DAD'S A CHARACTER, MAN.MY DAD HITCHHIKES EVERYWHERE.

CALLS IT IS HOBBY.YEAH. THE COURT CALLS IT HIS

SUSPENDED LICENSEFOR DRUNK DRIVING.

I CAN'T BELIEVEPEOPLE PICK HIM UP.

I DON'T EVEN PICK HIM UP.HE GETS PISSED.

HE'S LIKE"YOU WENT RIGHT BY ME."I'M LIKE, "I'M SORRY.

IT'S 60 MILES AN HOUR.YOU LIKE A SERIAL KILLER."I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

YOU DON'T KNOWWHO'S HITCHHIKIN'.

IT'S DANGEROUS OUT THERE.YOU SHOULDN'T HITCHHIKE.

IT COULD BE A SERIAL KILLEROUT THERE HITCHHIKIN'.

YOU DON'T WANT TOPICK UP A HITCHHIKER.AND YOU DON'T KNOW

WHO'S DRIVING THE CAR, RIGHT?THEY COULD BE LIKE A RAPIST.

I WONDER IF THOSE TWOHAVE EVER HOOKED UP.

I'D LIKE TO SEE A RAPISTPICK UP A SERIAL KILLER.WOULDN'T THAT BE JUSTICE?

I'D LIKE TO BE A FLYIN THAT BACKSEAT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

RIGHT, THE SERIAL KILLERWOULD BE LIKE...

"WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A RIGHTON THAT DIRT ROAD UP AHEAD."

- "I WAS PLANNING ON IT."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"NOW, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.""I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BIG BOY."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.I'M GONNA HURT YOU."

"MEOW."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE SERIAL KILLER HAS TO GOINTO THE POLICE STATION.

-"I'D LIKE TO REPORT A RAPE."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"ALL RIGHT, COULD YOU GIVE USA GOOD DESCRIPTION?"

"YEAH, HE'S IN THIS DUFFEL BAG.IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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