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Uncensored - "Breaking Abbey"

Season 9 • 12/13/2012

Michelle Obama nabs the new season of "Downton Abbey," but even she hasn't previewed "Breaking Bad."

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04:45

ThreatDown - Commie Unicorns & Foreman Barbie
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North Korean unicorns attract impressionable American girls to communism while Barbie spearheads the mancession.
12/11/2012
03:25

Ex-Gay Therapy Debate
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Therapy aimed at turning gay kids straight can cause depression and suicide, but outlawing it would require America to sit back and let people be gay.
12/11/2012
04:08

Fiscal Cliff Negotiations
The Colbert ReportS9

The Fiscal Cliff is coming to town, so all pundits are contractually obligated to talk about exciting budgetary policy for the next 20 days.
12/11/2012
03:21

Ground Zero Mosque-erade
The Colbert ReportS9

With no juicy stories to get angry about, Fox News pulls out the emergency Muslims and criticizes their lack of community programming.
12/12/2012
02:46

Success for Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
The Colbert ReportS9

Stephen's book and nativity scene accessory, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't," tops Bill O'Reilly's book on Amazon.
12/12/2012
05:43

Stephen's Appointment with Destiny - Jeff Bingaman
The Colbert ReportS9

Stephen starts to rake in endorsements for Jim DeMint's Senate seat, so Stephen's future-former colleague from New Mexico helps him prep for the job.
12/12/2012
06:34

Mandy Patinkin
The Colbert ReportS9

Emmy winner Mandy Patinkin describes his character on "Homeland" and shares a comprehensive perspective on terrorism.
12/12/2012
04:38

Simone Campbell
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Sister Simone Campbell discusses her "Nuns on the Bus" tour and explains how Paul Ryan's budget battle fails Jesus and the Constitution.
12/13/2012
03:41

Colbert Super PAC - The Ham Rove Memorial Fund
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Stephen prays that Colbert Super PAC money is in a better place, and Ham's charitable fund scores a hefty donation from PO Box "Bite Me."
12/13/2012
02:29

Hurricane Sandy Mega Concert
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Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and Eric Clapton were all just opening acts for rock legend Stephen Colbert at the 12/12/12 Hurricane Sandy benefit.
12/13/2012
05:56

Uncensored - "Breaking Abbey"
The Colbert ReportS9

First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of "Downton Abbey" while the world's commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats.
12/13/2012
03:33

The Platinum Debt Ceiling Solution
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Minting trillion dollar platinum coins to pay off America's debt is legal in that it is not technically illegal.
01/07/2013
00:33

Intro - 1/7/13
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America dodges a financial crisis, the PC police attack Bill O'Reilly, and Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales chats about his free encyclopedia.
01/07/2013
05:30

Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's Racial Insensitivity
The Colbert ReportS9

Wikipedia's elephants page has more protection than elephants, and the liberal media twists Bill O'Reilly's compliment about Asians.
01/07/2013
04:59

Jimmy Wales
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Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales explains operating costs, censorship in China and the budding Wikivoyager.
01/07/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
01/07/2013
02:44

Fiscal Cliff Deal & Disincentives
The Colbert ReportS9

Republicans accept President Obama's tax hikes on the wealthy, but luckily this horrible deal contains a few loopholes.
01/07/2013
02:53

Stephen's Holiday Break
The Colbert ReportS9

Stephen spends the first six days of vacation just going to the bathroom.
01/07/2013
07:05

Cheating Death - Rage & Blood Transfusions
The Colbert ReportS9

People naturally blessed with soul-choking bitterness live longer than the terminally calm, and drinking young blood is a great alternative to exercising.
01/08/2013
04:08

Bin Laden Film Controversy
The Colbert ReportS9

Since America is long overdue for a thorough investigation into its use of torture in movies, the Senate Intelligence Committee goes after "Zero Dark Thirty."
01/08/2013
05:58

Chris Kluwe
The Colbert ReportS9

Chris Kluwe explains the punter's role and reiterates his support for pro-gay Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo.
01/08/2013
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