Control - Agent James Steel

  • Ep 10
  • 04/15/2010
  • Views: 51,941

Agent 009 is OK with being seduced and killed -- as long as it happens in that order. (6:50)

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IT'S AN INCREDIBLE VIEW.

I'M CERTAINLY ENJOYING IT.

I MEANT THE SKY.

I PREFER THINGS I CAN TOUCH.

TOUCHING CAN BE DANGEROUS.

WELL, MAYBE YOU'RENOT DOING IT RIGHT.

(laughter)I WAS SENT HERETO SEDUCE YOU

AND TO KILL YOU.

AS LONG AS IT HAPPENSIN THAT ORDER.

(laughter)

(glasses clink)

IF YOU KILL AS WELL AS YOU KISS,THEN I DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

WELL, DARLING,I AM LETHAL IN BED.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL MEHOW YOU WERE PLANNING

ON FINISHING ME OFF?(laughter)

FIRST, I WAS GONNA GET YOU INTO THE BED.YES?

THEN I WAS GONNA GET HOLDOF YOUR GUN.

MM.(laughs)

I'M LISTENING.AND THEN I WAS GONNASHOOT YOU

IN THE ANUS.

(laughter)MM.

WAIT.(sighs)

MM.WELL, IF YOU'REAS IMAGINATIVE

IN, UH--WAIT.

WHAT?(laughter)

DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GONNASHOOT ME IN THE ANUS?(laughter)

YES, AND THEN I WASGONNA SMASH YOUR FACE

WITH THE LAMP.

AND THEN I WAS GONNA CUT YOU UPINTO PIECES

AND BURN THEMAND PUT INTO A BAG...WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

A GARBAGE BAG.YOU WERE GONNATAKE YOUR GUN

AND SHOOT ME

IN THE ANUS?(laughter)

YES.

WOW. OKAY, UH,

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

(laughter)DARLING, COME TO BED.COME ON.

JESUS!

WHAT ARE YOU--WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

YOU DON'T WANT I SHOOT YOUIN THE ANUS?

WHEN YOU SAY "ANUS," WHAT DO--WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS?

IT'S A VERY SMALL AREAWHERE YOU--OKAY, OKAY.

I WAS HOPING THERE WASA TRANSLATION PROBLEM HERE.(laughter)

WELL, WE DO ITIN RUSSIA, SO...SO IF I GO TO RUSSIA,

YOU'LL SAY, "SHOOT SOMEONEIN THE ANUS."

(laughter)

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WERE TALKING,THERE WAS SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE

THAT WAS, LIKE, A LITTLE CRAZY.AND I-I LIKED IT AT FIRST,

BUT I KNEW THAT WAS GOINGTHE WRONG CRAZY.

(laughter)ARE YOU GONNA COME TO BED?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS,BUT I THINK YOU NEED TO GO.

JAMES.YES?

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(exhales quickly) OKAY.

(laughs)

(sets glass down)

SHE'S NOT GONNA SHOOT YOUIN THE ANUS.

(chuckles) HEY.(giggles) HEY.

(laughs)

(audience) OH!

WHAT HAPPENED?

FAR AS WE KNOW, HE GOT SMASHEDIN THE FACE WITH A LAMP,

CHOPPED UP AND SET ON FIRE.

WHAT HAPPENEDTO HIS ANUS?(laughter)

WE DON'T KNOW.(laughter)

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