Michael Kosta - Steakhouse Date

  • Season 15, Ep 2
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 11,582

Apparently, being a "vegan" means you don't eat anything at a restaurant or that's convenient. (1:35)

- I LIVE INLOS ANGELES NOW.

WOMEN ARE HIGH MAINTENANCEIN LOS ANGELES.

OH, MY GOD--BIG TIME HIGH MAINTENANCE.

MICHIGAN THEY WERELOW MAINTENANCE.

I WENT ON A DATERECENTLY IN L.A., OKAY?

TOOK HER TOA STEAKHOUSE, RIGHT?

THAT'S THE WAY KOSTA ROLLSON HIS DATES-- STEAKHOUSE.

I DON'T TAKE MY DATESTO SOME BULL [deleted]

FREE TV TAPINGTHAT TAKES NINE HOURS.

STEAKHOUSE,STEAKHOUSE,

STEAK, STEAKHOUSE,STEAKHOUSE.

[audience laughing]

TYPICAL HIGH MAINTENANCELOS ANGELES WOMAN...

AS I WAS VALETINGMY HONDA CIVIC,

YOU KNOW WHATSHE SAYS TO ME?

SHE GOES, "MICHAEL, I FORGOTTO TELL YOU I'M A VEGAN."

"I'M A VEGAN."

I'M FROM MICHIGAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHATTHE HELL THAT MEANT.

HAVE TO GOOGLEIT ON MY PHONE.

APPARENTLY, BEINGA VEGAN MEANS

YOU DON'T EAT ANYTHINGAT A RESTAURANT

OR ON A MENU ORTHAT'S CONVENIENT.

[audience laughing]

BUT I'M A GENTLEMAN--I RESPECT ALL LADIES.

I RESPECT ALLPERSONAL DECISIONS.

SO I DID WHAT ANYNICE GENTLEMAN WOULD DO.

I DROVE TO A VERY NICE,VEGAN RESTAURANT, OKAY...

I DROPPED HER OFF--I WENT BACK TO THE STEAKHOUSE.

I'M FROM MICHIGAN--WE EAT STEAK THERE!

[audience laughing]

I ENDED UP SLEEPINGWITH THAT VEGAN LADY.

SEX WITH THE VEGAN LADY--THANK YOU, VERY MUCH,

THANK YOU.

JUST FOR FUN, I USEDA LAMBSKIN CONDOM.

[audience laughing]

GIVE ME SOMERIGHT THERE.

[audience laughing]

I'M JUST KIDDING--I DON'T USE CONDOMS.

THAT'S FOR YOU RIGHT THERE,SWEETHEART-- THAT'S FOR YOU.

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