Caroline Rhea - Catcalls

  • Season 1 , Ep 12
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 5,348

It's like construction workers have a jackhammer in their pants. (0:48)

(Caroline Rhea)DON'T YOU LOVE PASSINGCONSTRUCTION WORKERS

AND HAVING THEM SAY JUSTDISGUSTING THINGS TO YOU,

JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT?

YOU JUST WALK BY THEMAND THEY'RE LIKE,

"SSSSSSS... MARIA,MMM MMM MMM MMM...

MMMMMM... MMMMM!"

LIKE THEY HAVE A JACKHAMMERIN THEIR PANTS LIKE...

UNGYA UNGYAUNGYA UNGYA.

YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'TEVEN BOTHER ME THAT MUCH

IF THEY COULD SHOW ME ONEMARRIAGE THAT HAS COME

FROM THAT KIND OFAN INTRODUCTION,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

MOMMY, HOW DID YOUAND DADDY MEET?

WELL, DEAR... I WAS WALKINGALONG THE STREET ONE DAY

AND YOUR FATHER SCREAMED THEMOST DISGUSTING THINGS AT ME.

OH, SOMETHING ABOUT WANTINGTO EAT HIS LUNCH OFF MY ASS.

HUNGRY?

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