Joey Kola - Life Is Short

  • Season 7 , Ep 21
  • 07/10/2003
  • Views: 1,283

If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate. (0:55)

TO LOSE WEIGHT.

"WATCH YOUR CARBS.

WATCH YOUR CARBS!

DON'T EAT THE CARBS.

ALL THE PROTEIN.

HAVE YOUR VEGETABLES.

AND DON'T-- DON'T WA-- DE--

WHY YOU DOIN' THAT?

DO THAT!

WELL, WHY DO YOU--

WHY DO YOU DO IT?"

EVERYBODY'S GOT ADVICE.

HEY, KISS MY ASS!

LIKE I'M NOT IN THE SAME PLANET

YOU ARE?

I HEAR THE SAME CRAP YOU PEOPLE

HEAR.

I DON'T WANNA LOSE WEIGHT.

MY TONGUE AND MY TASTE BUDS

ARE THE ONLY FRIENDS I GOT.

[LAUGHTER]

I LOVE CHOCOLATE.

AND I'M GONNA EAT ALL THE

CHOCOLATE I WANT BECAUSE YOU'RE

ONLY GIVEN A LITTLE BIT OF TIME

ON THIS PLANET.

NOBODY KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S

GONNA BE, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL

ENJOY YOURSELF.

I'M NOT SAYIN' PUT A BULLET

IN YOUR HEAD.

BUT I'M SAYIN' ENJOY WHATEVER

LITTLE TIME YOU'RE GIVEN ON

THIS PLANET.

"LOSE WEIGHT.

LOSE WEIGHT."

I TRIED TO LOSE WEIGHT.

I WAS ON SLIM FAST.

YOU EVER HAD THAT STUFF?

GAS IN A CAN.

IF YOU HAD IT, YOU KNOW.

PUT YOUR BUTT IN THE WATER,

IT'D BE SWIM FAST.

[GAS NOISE]

Loading...