Kyle Cease - Working the Hole

  • Season 10 , Ep 24
  • 05/11/2006
  • Views: 38,796

Not every McDonald's refers to the drive-thru window as "the hole." (1:55)

AND TRY TO TURN ON THE TV? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

THEY HAVE LIKE 45 REMOTE CONTROLS, RIGHT?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR FRIEND TELL YOU TO TURN ON THE TV

AND THEN HE LEAVES ANDYOU'RE JUST LIKE, "OH [BLEEP]."

JUST PICK UP A REMOTE,PUSH A BUTTON,

AND THEIR BLENDER STARTS RUNNING, YOU KNOW.

PUSH ANOTHER REMOTE AND THEIR DOG DIES.

AND YOU'RE LIKE "YOU HAVE A BUTTON FOR THAT?

YOU HAVE A DOG DEATH BUTTON? THAT'S SO AWKWARD FOR ME."

I USED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS.

I'LL NEVER FORGET WHEN I WAS RUNNING THE DRIVE-THRU--

HAS ANYONE EVER WORKEDAT MCDONALDS. ANYBODY?

- [CLAPPING]- YEAH?

DID SOMEONE JUST SAY NO? I HEARD SOMEONE GO, "NO."

LIKE WE'RE DOING ITBY ELIMINATION.

NO, HOW ABOUT YOU? NO, NOTHING?

THERE'S GOTTA BEA QUICKER WAY.

DID YOU WORK AT MCDONALDS? WHAT POSITION DID YOU WORK?

- CASHIER. - CASHIER?

WHEN YOU WORKED IN THEFIRST WINDOW IN THE DRIVE-THRU,

WAS THAT CALLED "WORKING THE HOLE"?

WE CALLED IT "WORKING THE HOLE"

'CAUSE IT WAS JUST A SEPARATEAREA AND WE'D BE LIKE,

"I'M GONNA GO WORK THE HOLE. NO BIG DEAL."

BUT APPARENTLY THEYDIDN'T CALL IT THAT ATEVERY SINGLE MCDONALDS.

AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, AND I FOUND OUT WHEN LIKE--

A MONTH AGO-- MY DAD AND I WENT THROUGH

A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MCDONALDS DRIVE-THRU.

MY DAD GOT THE CHANGE FROM THE LADY,

LOOKED AT HER AND HE GOES, "SO, HOW'S THE HOLE?"

- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]- AND SHE GOES, "WHAT?"

MY DAD GOES, "YOU KNOW. HOW'S THE HOLE."

AND SHE GOES, "FINE."

WHICH IS WEIRDSHE ANSWERED IT, RIGHT?

"A LITTLE ITCHY. DO YOU KNOW STEVE?"

SO ANYWAY, MY DADDOESN'T SEE WHAT'S WRONG HERE.

THIS IS THE NEXT THING HE SAID, I SWEAR TO GOD.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND HE GOES,

"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE KEEPING IT CLEAN."

YOU HAVE TO LEAVEAT THAT POINT.

YOU CAN'T BUY BIG MACS. BEFORE I GO,

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