Bob Marley - Chips and Dip

  • Season 11 , Ep 7
  • 02/01/2007
  • Views: 15,475

Chips and dip is like crack. (1:29)

SOMETIMES FOOD WILL JUST SHOW UP.

LIKE SOMETIMES I'LL BE WATCHING TV

AND SHE'LL JUST COME WITH FOOD FOR ME.

"HERE YOU GOYOU FAT LITTLE BASTARD.THIS WILL TIE YOU OVER."

I'M LIKE♪ I GOT A SNACKI GOT A SNACK ♪

SHE GAVE ME CHIPS AND DIP, THE OTHER DAY.

YOU EVER EAT CHIPS AND DIP? THAT'S LIKE CRACK, ISN'T IT?

ONE BITE AND YOU'RE TOTALLY HOOKED.

THE MINUTE THEY PUT THE BOWL OF CHIPS AND DIP IN FRONT OF ME,

I HEAR NOTHING ANYBODY ELSE SAYS.

I'M LIKE, "OH REALLY?" [GRUNTING NOISES]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

EVERYBODY'S VOICE IS JUST LIKE

WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA,OKAY, WHATEVER.

DO YOU EVER PICK UP A LITTLE CHIP THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE

IT'S GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE DIP?

IT'S GOT LIKE ALITTLE FAULT LINE IN IT.

YOU'RE AT A PARTYSOME GUY'S JARRING YOUR EAR OFF,

WHA, WHA, WHA, WHA.

I GOT A SITUATION OVER HERE, BUDDY.

DO YOU EVER STICK IT IN THE DIP ANYWAY

BECAUSE YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT OF CHIP DIPPING SKILLS?

AND YOU HEAR THAT AWFUL NOISE, OH BOY.

I ALWAYS RUN BACK TO THE BAG

AND I GET THE BIG FAT DADDY RESCUE CHIP,

♪ DA-DA-DA-DA I'LL SAVE YOU.

YOU EVER EAT NACHOS? THAT'S COMPETITIVE EATING, ISN'T IT?

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