Meeting of The Man Club

  • Season 2 , Ep 212
  • 08/25/2011
  • Views: 15,412

Mark calls an emergency meeting of The Man Club to discuss his relationship with Callie. (2:05)

- UGH.

- I BUY FOR GOOD FRIEND.

[cell phone beeping]

[cell phone beeping]

- GREAT SCOTT!

TALLY HO, COMMODORE'S BRIDE!

THERE'S TROUBLE AFOOT!

[barking]

[murmuring and gasping]

- YOU REALLY THINKI HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR?

[cell phone beeping]

- NO!

[gunshot]- OOH!

[screams]

- DON'T FORGET TO TUCK AND ROLL!

thump!

- WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY, MARK?

YOUR FELLOW MEN AWAIT,READY TO HELP.

- I CAUGHT CALLIEWITH ANOTHER MAN.

- IS NO!

[glass shatters]

[high-pitched growling]

- NOBODY BETRAYSA MAN CLUB BROTHER.

WHO'S THE SCUMBAG?

- SCUMBAGS.

CALLIE CLAIMS WE HAVEAN OPEN RELATIONSHIP,

AND GET THIS:

SHE WANTS ME TO HAVE SEXWITH OTHER WOMEN.

- DUDE, WHAT THE [bleep]'S

WRONG WITH YOU?

CALLIE JUST GAVE YOUTHE GREATEST GIFT EVER.

- YOU ARE AWARETHIS IS THE MAN CLUB.

- SO YOU GUYS ARE SAYING

I SHOULD JUST TOSS OUT A FULLYEAR OF A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP

AND SLEEP WITH A BUNCHOF RANDOM LOOSE WOMEN?

- TWO POINTS.

ONE: YOU'LL NEEDTO SLUT IT UP FAST

IF YOU WANT TO MAINTAIN ANYPOWER IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP.

TWO: WHAT'S CALLIE'S NUMBER?

- DOES SHE LIKE ETHNIC GUYS?

- NOBODY IS GETTINGCALLIE'S NUMBER.

- WELL, THAT'S IT.

I MOVE WE ADJOURN THIS MEETINGOF THE MAN'S CLUB

WITH THE CEREMONIAL SMOKINGOF CIGARS.

PLEDGE!CIGARS, NOW!

- UH.- YES.

- LEONARD?- AT YOUR SERVICE, MASTER MARK.

- WHO THE HELLTOLD YOU TO STAND?

DROP AND GIVE ME 50 BOOT LICKS.

- [lapping]

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

PAGE 74, LILLY'S RULES OF ORDER.

THE MAN CLUB REPUDIATESANY FORM OF HAZING.

- [retching]

- AND LEONARD JUST BARFED.

- IT'S MY FAULT.

I'LL EAT IT.

- THE RULES--OF COURSE!

WHAT WERE WE THINKING?

WELL, WE'LL KNOCK THIS OFFFORTHWITH.

- ALL IN FAVOR OF EXCLUDINGLILLY FROM HELL WEEK, SAY "AYE."

all: AYE.

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