Karim and Jahar

Manly Tears Season 2, Ep 8 11/14/2012 Views: 406,518

There are a lot of beautiful women out and about for Karim and Jahar to see. (1:43)

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- JAHARI, MY FRIEND.

THERE ARE A LOT OF BEAUTIFULWOMEN OUT HERE TODAY.

[chuckles]- YEAH.

KAREEN, MY FRIEND,YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH.

- WELL, I DO WHAT I CAN.

- OOH.- OH...

WOW.- RIGHT?

- HA-HA.- BLIP.

- SHA-BLOIMPS.- [laughs]

- YOU KNOW, I CAUGHT A LITTLEGLIMPSE OF HER FOOT NUT.

[clicks tongue]- YOU SAW ANKLE BONE?

- WELL...

- GOT SOME ANKLE CLEAVAGE,YOU DIRTY DEVIL, HUH?

YOU SAW?

- GOD, I SAW.

[both talking over each other]

- YES, KAREEN.

[laughs]- HEH...

- VERY TASTY...

- EH...

- MM.

- HMM-HMM.- OH...

- DUDE, DID YOU SEETHE BRIDGE ON THAT NOSE?

- I MEAN, IF IT ISANY INDICATION...

- WOW.- HHH-HOLY GARBANZO BEANS.

- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

THAT IS A BRIDGEI'D LIKE TO CROSS.

[both laugh]

- THIS IS MY BOY.THIS IS MY BOY.

- [laughing]- THIS IS MY BOY.

OH.

- HMM.

- NOT A LOT TO GO ON THERE.- NOT REALLY. NOT REALLY.

GOOD HEIGHT.- GOOD HEIGHT.

- GOOD HEIGHT.

- CRAZY TALL.

- [growls]YEAH, LIKE 5'9".

HEH...

- COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.- [muttering]

- COME ON. SHE'S TALL.SHE'S TALL. SHE'S TALL.

- THAT'S RIGHT. SHE'S TALL.THERE'S NOTHING TO BE DONE.

- GETTING WET. LET ME SEE--

LET ME SEE IT FROM BEHIND.LET ME SEE IT FROM BEHIND.

THAT'S HOW YOU HIT IT.THAT'S HOW YOU HIT IT.

- JAHARI,CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING

IN CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW?- OKAY.

- [whispers]I'M A VIRGIN.

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