- This is an election year,
with real arguments that peopleare having out in the world.
And you want to knowthe real argument
I had three weeks ago?
Werewolves versus astrology.
That's the real argumentthat I had.
Pro-werewolf, anti-astrology,if you're curious.
Yeah, I'm sitting there like,
the moon isn't gonnadictate your mood.
The moon can't tell youhow you feel emotionally.
Even though, I mean,well, I guess,
the moon does dictate the tides,
because that's gravity,
and that's the effectit has on water,
and we're 70% water,
so, actually, might besome science to that.
But, no, I'm calling bullshiton that science.
But I do think that when thereis no shadow cast upon the moon,
a select few of us becomedog people that roam the plains.
That is what--I will ignoreall your science
and stand strictlyin a faith-based position.
Politically, I'm liberal.
I ignore all science and proof,and I go with my heart.
That's what I do;I go with my heart.
Here's the catch.
That wasn't even an argumentwith anybody.
I was by myself.
I got to a bar early.
My friends weren't there yet.
I'm like, well,I got files to short out.
Fuck it, cage match.
Sat there for 45 minuteswith a glass of scotch,
agreeing and disagreeingwith the empty space around me.
Just, "Hmm, hmm..."
Everybody in the place is like,
"Who is this guy doing a shitty
Robert De Niroimpersonation for?"