Byron Bowers - Desire for Greatness

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 12/19/2013
  • Views: 4,148

Byron Bowers wants to be so great that his greatness outweighs his inappropriateness. (1:52)

I DO.I WANT TO BE GREAT.

I WANT TO BE SO GREATTHAT MY GREATNESS

JUST OUTWEIGHMY INAPPROPRIATENESS.

LIKE, I COULDDO SOMETHING WRONG,

AND THEY'LL BE LIKE, "OH, HE'SFUNNY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT."

THAT'S WHAT I CALL"BEETHOVEN GREAT."

I DO, 'CAUSE BEETHOVENWAS A ALCOHOLIC,

BUT NOBODY PAID ATTENTION 'CAUSEHE PLAYED THE PIANO SO WELL.

THEY THOUGHT HE WAS SWEATINGBECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING WELL.

NO, HE WAS DRUNK.

[chuckles]YOU KNOW?

"WALT DISNEY GREAT."

WALT DISNEY WAS A RACIST.

BUT HE DREW CARTOONCHARACTERS SO WELL

THAT IT WAS YEARS AFTERHE DIED BEFORE PEOPLE REALIZED,

"HEY, SOME OF THESE CARTOONCHARACTERS IN BLACKFACE."

YOU WATCH THEM NOW,YOU BE LIKE,

"DAMN, THAT CROWGOT SOME BIG LIPS.

"AND IT'S EATING WATERMELON.

"I DID NOT KNOWBIRDS ATE WATERMELON.

BUT IT COULD TAP-DANCEITS ASS OFF."

"MAMMY!"LOOK AT IT, IT'S--

THAT'S GREAT RIGHT THERE.

"DR. KING GREAT."

DR. KING HAD WOMENON THE SIDE.

HE USED TO BANG CHICKSAND TAKE NAPS.

BUT DURING ONE OF THOSE NAPS,HE HAD A DREAM.

MICHAEL JACKSON TOUCHEDA LITTLE BOY,

WHICH IS SAD.

BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT BOYWHEN BILLIE JEAN COMES ON.

THAT LITTLE BOY COULD BESTANDING RIGHT HERE.

"MOVE OUT THE WAY. YOU IN MY--I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY LEAN.

"I CAN'T KICK WITH YOURIGHT THERE.

YOU IN MY SPIN SPACE."

[cheers and applause]

"BUT HE TOUCHED ME!"

"HE TOUCHED US ALL."

[chuckles]

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