And then my friend Davewalked up to us and he said,
"Are you guys messed up?"
And I said,"Yeah, we're on Molly."
And he said, "Cool.
I'm gonna get someand join you."
And I said, "Great.
Can you get me some more?"
And he said, "How much more?"
And I took every dollarout of my wallet,
and I said, "That much more."
And he left. He came backabout 20 minutes later.
He handed me a couple pills.
I took them, I swallowed them,I stood up,
went to an ATM machine,took out $300,
and immediately bought$300 more worth of Molly.
And I found out,
when you buy that muchMolly at once,
they don't even give youpills anymore.
They give youa bag of white powder.
So I was walking around Bonnaroo
fun-dipping my Molly.
Remember Fun Dip?The powdered candy
in the pouch?
I was fun-dipping Mollyall over Bonnaroo.
I started walking upto random hippies,
and I'd go, "Hey."And they'd go, "What?"
And I'd go,"You want some free MDMA?"
And they'd go, "Yay!"
And I realizedthat I went from being
five years completely sober
to actually beinga drug distributor.
And not evenan economically sound one.
Just giving it away!