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The Word - Opposite Day
Season 2 • 07/25/2006
President Bush should use his unpopularity to get what he wants.
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02:15
Celebrating America's Kick-Assedness
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen can't start the show without cheering for all of America's recent victories.
07/24/2006
00:35
Intro - 7/24/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Tonight, Ralph Reed loses an election, Howell Raines talks about fly-fishing and Stephen wants more religion in public schools.
07/24/2006
00:08
Sign Off - Proud
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Colbert is proud of his work tonight and looks forward to tomorrow.
07/24/2006
06:45
Howell Raines
The Colbert Report
S2
Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.
07/24/2006
00:09
Sign Off - Food for Thought
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen looks back on what he's learned tonight.
07/25/2006
00:23
All Red States
The Colbert Report
S2
According to a map in The USA Today, all the states are finally red states.
07/25/2006
04:14
Morning Shows
The Colbert Report
S2
After being negatively depicted on network morning shows, Stephen rebuts.
07/25/2006
03:19
Formidable Opponent - Stem Cell Research
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen attempts to explain to Stephen the similarities between stem cell research and Dracula.
07/25/2006
08:39
William Donohue
The Colbert Report
S2
Executive director of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, William Donohue discusses Hollywood and anti-Catholicism.
07/25/2006
00:28
Intro - 7/25/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In this episode, a defiant Arnold Schwarzenegger, the vetoing of a stem cell research bill and a visit with Catholic League executive director William Donohue.
07/25/2006
02:38
The Word - Opposite Day
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen advises President George W. Bush to do the opposite of what he wants to get what he wants.
07/25/2006
06:15
Neal Katyal
The Colbert Report
S2
Attorney Neal Katyal shows his love for this country by defending Guantanamo Bay detainees before the Supreme Court.
07/26/2006
00:36
Intro - 7/26/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In this episode, the Iraqi Prime Minister addresses Congress, how to survive a blackout and a visit from Neal Katyal, who defended Gitmo detainees before the Supreme Court.
07/26/2006
02:02
Rescue Stephen Jr.
The Colbert Report
S2
After seeing horrific video footage, Stephen puts together a crack commando squad to rescue his eagle son, Stephen Jr.
07/26/2006
03:11
The Word - Democrazy
The Colbert Report
S2
For fear that Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is too crazy, Stephen suggests maybe we bring back Saddam Hussein.
07/26/2006
02:07
Stephen's Family Tree
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen agrees with columnist John Stossel that it's perfectly okay to marry your cousins.
07/26/2006
01:11
Sign Off - Super Hero Stamps
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen is outraged the U.S. Postal Service didn't put Captain America on one of their superhero stamps.
07/26/2006
03:55
Stephen's Sound Advice - Blackouts
The Colbert Report
S2
Arming yourself and getting it on will help protect your plasma screen TV during a blackout.
07/26/2006
00:33
Intro - 7/27/06
The Colbert Report
S2
In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
07/27/2006
05:47
Joe Quesada
The Colbert Report
S2
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
07/27/2006
07:17
Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
The Colbert Report
S2
Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
07/27/2006
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